've Dolloped from the Royal Albert Hall, I've Dolloped From The BBC Springwatch Studios, But Now, finally, The Moment You've All Been waiting For … Today, I'm Dolloping From The Coop shop!

Today is the day you've all been waiting for, and don't even try and pretend you haven't. Springwatch was a mere distraction from the main event, which is finally upon us. It's time to give the people what they want - or at least give one person what he wants. That person being Dollop regular Michael Wackington, ardent proponent of the cooperative. As promised, today is the day that I visit the Coop. Find out how I got on by listening to today's audio Dollop. Needless to say, it will be full of excitement and incredible drama.