It’s “Don’t Be a Dick December,” but the crew immediately fails that challenge.

After last week's technical difficulties (thanks Spotify!) We launch into a full holiday spiral: fart guns resurface, Hulk Hands go places they were never meant to, Glove Guy’s ghost haunts the studio, ER horror stories get festive, and somehow we end up debating Hello Kitty massagers, Spencer’s Gifts lore, and which comic book character makes the best pin-up.

Plus: Christmas shopping meltdowns, vibrator obituaries, bourbon tours, Strange Brew memories, and absolutely no emotional growth whatsoever.

This episode is about as warm and wholesome as a fart gun blast to the face.