Trick Talking Meat Podcast

Sex robots. Starfleet Academy. Super Bowl commercials.
We’re not saying civilization is collapsing… but we’re asking questions.

This week we debate:
– Where’s the line with AI relationships?
– Is modern Star Trek in trouble?
– Why do halftime shows feel like music videos now?
– And who earned a spot on the “Right Off” board?

Strap in.

That's right meatheads! It's our own Valentines special and we're out the gate discussing our love of snacks, toys and the FRO list!

Join on in and share your own F-Right-Off list candidates!

The crew returns to do what they do best: argue about movies, TV shows, comics, and why everything feels harder than it used to.

Mel Brooks, Spaceballs, Ghostbusters, Marvel, X-Men ’97, Wolverine, streaming fatigue, nostalgia bait, and the eternal question of when franchises should just stop. It’s a long, rambling conversation fueled by fandom, frustration, and the inability to leave anything alone.

Listener discretion advised: extreme nerd energy.

It’s January. Everyone’s tired. Nothing’s fixed.

The crew returns from the holidays ranting about flying anxiety, aging bodies, wrestling nostalgia, movies that should’ve quit while they were ahead, and why modern entertainment feels like one long merch table. Add bad food, worse economics, and zero optimism, and you’ve got the perfect start to a brand-new year.

Same show. Same energy. No self-improvement.

A new year begins… and nothing improves.

The Trick Talking Meat crew returns from winter break with stories of unclaimed mail disasters, awkward family Christmas moments, and gifts that probably should’ve stayed lost. Along the way, they spiral into Netflix cancellations, Stranger Things theories, weather chaos, holiday decorations that won’t die, and why going full Griswold on your neighbors is always the correct choice.

It’s loud, profane, nostalgic, and exactly what you’d expect from people who promised no growth in 2026.

It’s “Don’t Be a Dick December,” but the crew immediately fails that challenge.

After last week's technical difficulties (thanks Spotify!) We launch into a full holiday spiral: fart guns resurface, Hulk Hands go places they were never meant to, Glove Guy’s ghost haunts the studio, ER horror stories get festive, and somehow we end up debating Hello Kitty massagers, Spencer’s Gifts lore, and which comic book character makes the best pin-up.

Plus: Christmas shopping meltdowns, vibrator obituaries, bourbon tours, Strange Brew memories, and absolutely no emotional growth whatsoever.

This episode is about as warm and wholesome as a fart gun blast to the face.

Things kick off thermonuclear hot about barcades, dead pinball machines, and drinks on arcade cabinets — which is exactly what “Don’t Be a Dick December” is supposed to prevent.
Yeah… we made it about ten minutes. Good job, everyone.The TTM crew spirals into movie tropes, broken jukeboxes, toy-collector hell, thrift-store hunters, HasLab sticker shock, Disney clearance mysteries, and why William Shatner can absolutely stay off the wall.
It’s nostalgia, and rage paired together like Chevy Chase and Randy Quaid just in time for the holiday season.

The hosts kick off the holiday season with a simple message: don’t be a dick.
From retail bathroom war stories to Black Friday chaos, questionable fireworks experiments (seriously, DO NOT), and a rant about theme parks nobody asked for, tis the season to be giving and the Trick Talking Meat delivers and then some!

Expect:
• Toilet disasters
• Holiday PTSD
• Toys R Us weirdness
• Waffle House survival mode
• movie tangents
• Mildly unhinged life advice

Happy holidays. Sorry in advance.

Yep, it's that time of year again, and the Trick Talking Meat crew is here to give you some questionable travel tips just in time for the holiday travel season! From the best ways to support a local economy to the TSA-approved method of packing that fudge you bought in Uranus, Missouri (where else would you get it?) — get your head out of the gutter, that's our job.

Tune in!

That's right! We're fed up to here with a long list of $#%&! Like Chunk in a cellar, we've taken about all we can take an we can't take no more!

Tune in as we detail out each and every thing we'd like to see @#$% off for a while. You ain't seen a meat trick talk like this before, brother!

18+ this week, but lets face it; it oughta be closer to <40 and >60 cause... well... yeah we go THERE... a LOT. So you've been warned Gen Z, your ears are gonna burn and to any Boomers out there listening: clutch your pearls! Cause we're goin OFF.

You've been warned!