A new year begins… and nothing improves.

The Trick Talking Meat crew returns from winter break with stories of unclaimed mail disasters, awkward family Christmas moments, and gifts that probably should’ve stayed lost. Along the way, they spiral into Netflix cancellations, Stranger Things theories, weather chaos, holiday decorations that won’t die, and why going full Griswold on your neighbors is always the correct choice.

It’s loud, profane, nostalgic, and exactly what you’d expect from people who promised no growth in 2026.