Don't Be A Ding Dong

This one is for the audio listeners.

00:00 - This is a standing episode

02:47 - Running things over with your car, part 1

07:34 - Musical accompaniment (for you)

11:21 - Running things over with your car, part 2

15:24 - Clearing out the notes from Winter

19:46 - Ryan gets bullied by rich people

29:37 - Bionicles

31:50 - Andy's haircut

38:22 - Andy's tax fraud

39:52 - Stealing from work and seeing dead people (allegedly)

It’s Christmas again already on the Ding Dong stage as the Hot Dog Homies talk dogs again and how many fit. The McRib gauntlet is born, followed by doodles of Jesus’ bathroom.

00:00 - A special gift from the pink chair

07:59 - Pinning down McRib season

14:16 - Stuffing a microwave full of hot dogs

24:48 - Getting into the trenches of Church Camp

30:58 - Check your Playstation messages

33:34 - Andy goes to Camp Springfield

51:43 - Recap and wrap up

Welcome to Ding Dong University, where the boys will be teaching 3 very important lessons. How to pack your Pepsi, how not to share popcorn, and a surefire way to ace a job interview.

00:00 - Intro

00:47 - Ryan Does New York (Again)

10:24 - Pepsi Property

15:12 - Discussing Popcorn

23:11 - Ready to Talk Piss

36:48 - Letting Out A Little Dab

47:21 - How To Catch Red Bull Thieves

50:41 - Closing the Circle of Piss

Ball = Circle

00:00 - A Ball Is A Circle All The Time

03:20 - Back to Rags

12:58 - Radio Sweepstakes

23:08 - Andy Has Something!

27:50 - Mr. Freeze's Rap Career

32:19 - Ryan's Six Seven

38:20 - Boogeyman's Worms

The Dong had risen in December and then held on to for 6 months to bring you the only half Christmas special recorded the same week as the full Christmas. This special is packed full of holiday-themed topics to get you into the Christmas mood, like new ways to open jars, San Diego hotel design and a NUFORC check in. Marry Dingmas and Happy Dong Year!

00:00 - Santa's Disembodied Head

02:24 - Innovating Lid Technology

14:56 - Ethan Hawke

16:22 - Ryan Goes To San Diego

25:38 - NUFORC Update

Previously, on episode 8 of Don’t Be A Ding Dong, homework was assigned and then ignored for a full week, so today, the Dingy Dongy boys turn in their homework with 3 artisan handcrafted power points.

00:00 - Intro

02:25 - Andy's Homework: Redemption Cards

23:34 - Ryan's Homework: Cup Holders

36:20 - Quinton's Homework: Monster Cereal

A review of Kansas.

00:00 Intro

01:00 Kansas

53:02 Ryan has something

The Don’t Be a Ding-Dong Halloween Special. The boys show up in costume for a Halloween special full of conspiracies, courtroom drama, and deep research into the broadcast schedule of 9/11. Homework is given, field reports are made, and apologies are issued in this action packed episode of the Ding Dong show!

00:00 - Intro

00:30 - Costume reveals

04:33 - Ding Dong Field Report

08:06 - Where do beards stop, if bald

13:27 - We take each other to court

20:46 - What are we experts in?

28:35 - Dove

30:55 - Settling the 9/11 timeline

39:40 - Take me down to Bad City

45:58 - Closing the door, man

Another Ding Dong with more of Ryan's tales from Nashville. the worst opening bands we’ve ever suffered through (includes spit), A shocking Frosted Flakes update, and a deeply passionate debate on which slice of pizza you grab first. a full spread of nonsense before we dive into the of Sick Puppies at the Six Flags Starburst Summer Concert Series.

00:00 - Intro

00:22 - Not finished with Nashville

11:45 - Opening bands

25:19 - Generic Frosted Flakes are still Frosted Flakes

33:58 - Strong pizza opinions

1:01:44 - Six Flags Starburst Summer Concert Series

A grim tale of a bird hitchhiking 500 miles across state lines, Andy takes a tumble. The boys take a trip to Climax Springs, Missouri and visit some questionable local businesses before diving into the lost media search for the bizarre 9/11 “VeggieTales” tape that may or may not exist. All that and more can be found on this ding dong

00:00 - Intro

00:25 - Hot N' Tasty opening

01:39 - Launching a podcast from McDonald's on 9/11

19:23 - Andy's Lime scooter adventures

25:00 - Committing vehicular birdslaughter (allegedly)

30:14 - A helmet or hwhat?

42:21 - Milking 9/11 into the ground

48:22 - Vintage code brown