Is horror your love language? What was your gateway drug? Does V.C. Andrews know me better than I know myself!? Let's dust off our closet skeletons and water our attic flowers! It's not just another manic Monday; it's A Course in Fearacles-Day 12.

It's a trick or treat grab bag as we creep our way towards a new week! Bake a cake in honor of MC Lyte's birthday, and ponder our message from the Horracle encouraging us to find and use our authentic voices. It's a A Course in Fearacles-Day 11

You totes need a totem! Today we discuss identifying our own personal Halloween symbol to aid in grounding our dark powerssssssss. And give that creeping bitch Christmas a little side eye.

It's Day 9, and this is your Friday Night Fright! Special guest Carla Holden joins us for a ghost hunting expedition through the haunted hills of Altadena. We'll attempt to contact the spirit world while asking the big questions: are Scottish ghosts the only specters who can be bothered to manifest in broad daylight? Will our favorite chain restaurants come back from the dead post-pandemic? And why do people love hiking so much? All of this and more as we inch ever closer to Halloween!

Are the spirits of the dead closer than ever this time of year? Are you surrounded by signs? Is a pumpkin sometimes just a pumpkin? Who can say! Wait...I can. Today we're talking about cultivating your own brand of magic and listening when the universe jumps out and says BOO!

I MUST EXPRESS MYSELF! Today we examine the wisdom of Delia Deetz. Has 2020 been stifling your creative spirit? Halloween to the rescue! Transform your space and your life--this is your art and it is DANGEROUS! It's also Day 3 of our T-shirt challenge. It's not a T-shirt, it's a 3-shirt!

Consider the stars...or don't! Is Astrology just a bunch of hocus pocus? Is Susan Miller personally waging a war against Halloween? And what DO we have to look forward to? All of this and more as I deliver a stunning monologue in my second horror T-shirt of the week. My wardrobe might say Halloween casual, but this FACE is all business and ain't nothin' casual about it.

Let's see dem Tees! Throw open the doors to your haunted closet and show me alllllll your deepest secrets. Oh. And also your favorite horror and Halloween T-shirts. I'll be posting a T-shirt a day this week on Instagram. You should do it too, and tag me @unreliablenarrator or #fearacles so I can lewk at your lewwwwwks.

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There's only one way to fight the Sunday Scaries--Trick or Treat yo'self!

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Are you an Annie, a Lynda, or a Laurie? Does Lindsey Wallace actually know more than all 3 of them combined? Choose your Halloween vixen persona and head over to our poll to let us know which one really GETS you.

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