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  • Don't Eat Me reprise

    I am proposing to create a second series for early 2027, but I’d like some feedback first, please. 

    I’m thinking of calling this Don’t Eat Me again. Although Don’t Eat Me 2 would also suffice. (Or even 'Don't Eat Me Too'.)

    Now, I personally don’t like long podcast episodes. I have always had a short attention span, and it only takes me fifteen minutes to walk to work, so ... But let me know your preferred episode length and I will see if I can better match other people’s podcast episode expectations. 

    I have a list, but if anything in particular piqued your interest and you’d like it expanded, please let me know. 

    Politics — right, left and in between

    Rule — dictatorship, superiority and race

    The economy — who needs more money? (Check out limitarianism, for example: https://www.uu.nl/en/in-the-media/what-is-limitarianism-professor-ingrid-robeyns-explains)

    The mind — AI, social media, ideas and the human brain (I believe beliefs are the biggest issue we face, along with climate change). 

    War — what is it good for? 

    Contact me and tell me what you think: [email protected]

    Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley, Aotearoa New Zealand 2026

    3 min
  • Don't Eat Me 17: You'll miss this!

    Notes & Sources:

    You. 

    We live in a world of amazing histories, incredible things, incredible animals, insects and sea life and, let’s be honest, incredible people.

    So be incredible, people.

    Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley, Aotearoa New Zealand 2026

    11 min
  • Don't Eat Me 16: Homes and Villages

    Notes & Sources

    Things will be cold, crude, smelly, scary, vexing and demoralising at first, but you can do this. 

    You can do this because you’re a human and that’s what we’ve been doing for much of our existence.

    Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley, Aotearoa New Zealand 2026

    10 min
  • Don't Eat Me 15: Survival Skills

    Notes & Sources

    Learn First Aid: try your local Red Cross, for example. Here's the NZ link https://www.redcross.org.nz/first-aid/our-courses

    Learn to forage: A New Zealand example is https://www.wildbotanica.co.nz/pages/free-beginners-foraging-guide but these are very locale-specific, so try and find one for your own area or country. 

    Build a community: learn to ask questions rather than jump to judgement. Try and work out how to re=purpose someone's skills, hobbies and interests for the current situation. At the same time, try and pair people with those who can learn, to have skills passed on. 

    https://www.wikihow.com/Create-Community

    Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley, Aotearoa New Zealand 2026

    11 min
  • Don't Eat Me 14: Moving On

    Notes & Sources

    On the Sarakatsani shepherds; check out Patrick Leigh Fermor's brilliant pre-WWII travel books. They are well worth reading for an intimate glimpse of 1930s Europe: A Time of Gifts (1977), Between the Woods and the Water (1986) and The Broken Road (2013) in which the Sarakatsani shepherds appear (pp 255-258). The language he writes is simply beautiful, and Fermor captured worlds elucidated by no other, in my experience. 

    HPR Finberg in The Formation of England 550-1042, Granada Publishing Limited [Palladin] 1976 page 19.

    On 'Zomia', The Art of Not Being Governed, James C Scott, Yale University 2009

    Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley, Aotearoa New Zealand 2026

    12 min
  • Don't Eat Me 13: Survive

    Notes & Sources

    A nod to my sponsors here – I don't have any. No links as this is mostly opinion – if you've been following along, you should know how I got here. So these opinions are definitely not those of my non-existent sponsors. 

    This is the beginning of chapter 5 of the unpublished book (Survive). How would we, could we move on from an apocalypse? 

    Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley, Aotearoa New Zealand 2026

    13 min
  • Don't Eat Me 12: Fats are the problem

    Notes

    We need fat to survive, which sounds counter-intuitive since we're so paranoid about it, and it's true we get too much in many of our typical Western diets. 

    But we can't live without it, either, and when things get tough, it's hard to find. There are reasons why even pescatarians like me might end up considering meat.

    And then there are water-borne diseases to contend with...

    Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley, Aotearoa New Zealand 2026

    12 min
  • Don't Eat Me 11: Calories Per Day

    Notes & Sources

    How many calories does work burn? http://calorielab.com/burned/

    How cooking led to bigger human brains: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cooking-up-bigger-brains/

    Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley, Aotearoa New Zealand 2026

    16 min
  • Don't Eat Me 10: Kitchen Mixer

    Sources & Notes

    Little House on The Prairie, what they really ate: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/what-did-they-eat-little-house-on-the-prairie

    Make your own salt: http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-Sea-Salt/

    Why we need salt: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/146677.php

    Canadian diet guide (protein): https://www.canadianliving.com/health/nutrition/article/calories-protein-carbohydrates-and-fat-how-much-do-i-need.

    French agricultural production and World War Two: Alan S Millward in War, Economy and Society: 1939-1945 (Pelican Books 1987, page 269).

    Western POWs and food: Parcels From Home: The Prisoner of War Parcel Scheme and the New Zealand Red Cross in World War Two by Mark Webster and Paul Luker, CreativeTech Publishing Ltd 2015 (electronic)

    Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley, Aotearoa New Zealand 2026

    17 min
  • Don't Eat Me 9: food for granted

    Notes & Sources

     

    Daily steps:

    https://www.verywellfit.com/whats-typical-for-average-daily-steps-3435736

     

    How much food do you need?

    http://www.mydailyintake.net/daily-intake-levels

     

    Written, edited and produced by Mark Webster, original music by kraM Left, plus self-generated & Logic Pro 12 foley, Aotearoa New Zealand 2026

    15 min

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Based on 'How To Survive The Apocalypse Without Eating Anyone'