This is a love song Randy wrote for Linda from across the street, who would obviously reciprocate Randy's affection if it wasn't for the fact that Linda's still married to that a-hole Tony from across the street, who think he's so cool being a first responder for the Antelope Valley Search-And-Rescue and bottle-feeding baby jaguars over at the Big Cat Sanctuary down in Acton . And big whoop he's won the Run-What-You-Brung at Willow Springs three Saturdays in a row. Winning isn't everything, Tony! And if you weren't winning all the time, you'd realize that!