Don't Fear the Keeper

This is the most raw, uncut pod we've ever delivered to your eager ears. In this episode, Diesel and Chuck sit down with Baltimore's chosen son Mike Ong for a wild ride of an interview. Your hosts also recap the past week's action, compile a very unique Mount Rushmore, and make a whole mess of predictions. Be sure not to bite off more than you can chew with this one.

#ALLINMOUTH

Before anyone says it: I said Jermaine 'Whiteside' instead of 'Whitehead'. No one is perfect.

It's a good old fashioned Commish-off this week, as all leaders of the league, past and present, sit down for a chat and some rankings. Around that scintillating conversation, J and Chuck recap the past week, air some grievances about the Browns, and predict the upcoming week's matchups. All in all, just a classic pod from your hosts.

Bonus points to whoever can identify the point at which Chuck refers to LeVeon Bell as 'Lev-Bell'.

Dear God, what have we created.

In this week's family-sized episode, CJ and Chuck sit down to recap the bizarre Week 7 matchups. Your hosts then dive into everything that has happened in football this season so far. And then they keep diving. And then they decide to speed things up, so they only take another half hour to finish the damn thing. Along the way, some power rankings are shared, and your hosts make their predictions. Plus, CJ and Chuck make their now-yearly bet  on their upcoming game. 

Honestly, I could make description a series of young-adult novels and it still wouldn't be as long as this pod. You're welcome, Zach.

Do you believe in miracles? Because I do. Through sheer willpower and the grace of God, CJ and Chuck cut the pod's runtime down by a full FIFTEEN MINUTES. Oh, yeah, and Ben finally won this week. Your hosts recap that dramatic victory, interview everyone's favorite scary person, and make some (almost certainly accurate) predictions.  

Cue Brian complaining that the episodes are too short now...

I know, I know, it's long.

This week on the pod, CJ and Chuck discuss a historic week in the league while sitting down with new scoring champ and lover of box Colin Levis. The hosts also recap the past week's matchups, put some people on the stovetop, and discuss the recent controversy in the league regarding keepers. To tie it all together, CJ and Chuck make their picks for the league's upcoming games. 

What am I going to call this thing if we get rid of keepers? "Don't Fear the Waiver Wire"? It would be ridiculous.

Ah, Fall. The days get shorter. The podcasts get longer. The jeans get Favre-ier. 

On this thrilling episode of the pod, CJ and Chuck sit down down with the league's own Paul for an interview, and the group opens some fan mail. Then we all get to find out what's grinding Chuck's sausage this week (Hint: it's everything). Around all of this, your hosts breakdown the action from Week 4 and look ahead as they predict the matchups in Week 5. Congrats on breaking 100 Ben.

We're officially at the point where the podcasts are getting long. In this episode, CJ and Chuck review the action from rivalry week, interview Chuck's dear son Brian, and meander through some segments. Your hosts close it out, as always, with some unnecessarily long predictions. I don't have anything other creative quips. Just listen, it's not like any of you read this far into the description anyway.

It's rivalry week, folks. CJ and Chuck breakdown everything you need heading into these all important battles for bragging rights. The hosts also found the time to sit down with Ben Hood for an interview, debut a new segment, and make some predictions for the coming week. As always, thanks to our sponsor Homegoods (46:50).

CJ and Chuck are back and better than ever. The hosts open things up with a recap of last week's matchups (highlighted by some shocking new accents). A few classic segments are brought back, as Chuck discusses the Browns, some other stuff, and then more Browns. Finally, predictions for Week 2 are made, as CJ tries to dig himself out of an early hole. 

Enjoy this one in 4 weeks when you get to it, Paul.