Don't Fear the Keeper

The Commish and the Commissioner pump up the runtime as we break down the results from an exciting week 2. We sniff out some silicone, break down signal callers, and get an assist from a special guest to identify the league's best hoarders.

The show is back, revamped, and up over the 1.5 hour mark. The only thing that could make this better is if someone had bid $81 on Quinten Johnston. Your hosts spend this episode on a lengthy recap, build a dynasty, and see how good they are with names.

Our long national nightmare has finally ended. The Norwich Football League is back. Your hosts ring in the new league year by handing out grades, analyzing the data, and making some futures picks. Fingers crossed sp*tify leaves this one up.

How come there are a million podcasts about politics, but only one about how this is a PPR league?

Diesel and Commissioner Stoat are back with a nice, easy warm-up episode to get the league ready for the upcoming draft in a few weeks. They talk baseball, copyright law, and who Alex could possibly plan on keeping. Really did a great job staying on topic, these two.

You asked. Diesel and Commish answered.

On this double offseason episode, your hosts look to both the future and the past. Congratulations to the future winners, and shame to the future losers.

Stoat and the Commish celebrate Spring by sticking the pegs in the ground for a two-ball. We run through the Norwich Football League Not-Top-Ten, ranging from wrestling takedowns to drinking debacles to violent encounters with appliances, and much more. Production value is low.

He came, he saw, he pedaled.

After a year's battle, new blood was added to the Peach Hog. This week your hosts sit down with the new winner, mock the new loser, and review all the goings on of the past few weeks.

The toilet bowl did anything but stink. Diesel and John O'Neill unite as one body to break down an electric week of winners and losers. The Hog will taste new blood, whose will it be?

It didn't take an oracle to tell us the fantasy gods' thoughts last week, as they backed their favorites and punished those who would cross them. This week, your hosts deal with the fallout, make a few comps, consider hypotheticals, and consider who may be sleeping with the fishes.

May Alex's wings be made of wax, and may Zach's shoes be made of concrete. Amen.

Back to normal this week as DFTK returns with 4 balls, 1.5 shafts, and eyes on the prize. We discuss the events that led us here, reminisce on seasons past, and look ahead to who will be covered in glory, and who in shit.