Kayla and Emily discuss the only thing worth discussing (Red Taylor’s Version), why a date at your high school would be traumatic, and the pipsqueak of the season.

The girls discuss all things marathon, the male fear of comfort, and for the first time ask: is this performer too famous for this?

*AUDIO WARNING: Kayla’s microphone is stuck in a UHaul pod somewhere (in Ohio probably) until Monday. It will sound like she’s screaming at you. If you’re into that sort of thing, the girls discuss Jamie’s lies, Little Willie v Pizza Pete, and a very normal 1:1 date.

Emily and Kayla discuss their parasocial relationship with Michelle’s parents, Clayton from Mizzou, and why the Bachelor is the most unrealistic concept of all time.

Kayla and Emily discuss the Paradise finale- including the engagements, “breakups”, and the greatest love story the show has ever seen.

Kayla and guest host Sam dive into the three hours of torture we collectively endured- including Ivan’s lies, Wells’ internship, and Paradise Prom.

Kayla and Emily discuss tatty daddy, dudes who are down bad, and the hurricane that rocked one chair on the beach in paradise.

Emily and Kayla discuss Union President Joe, Tammy following in Emily’s footsteps, and Hot New Blake’s arrival

Kayla and Emily discuss the four stupidest people in paradise, the emotional maturity of Kenny, and the heartbreak of logistical breakups.