Don't Jump The Shark

WAR! And politics and Anakin Frank moaning about his promotion rather than being glad the Nazis didn’t get him. Yep despite this being cram packed with Star Wars type things it ends up coming of looking like something a fanboy put together in a lunch break whilst on work experience at Skywalker Sound. Come listen to us Barbeque this film with our UNLIMITED POWER! How would you like your Sith Lord prepared (I’m afraid we only have charred left). Prepare yourself George Lucas’ Outer Rim is about to get Kit Fisto’d by the Don’t Jump The Shark boys and their special guest James Donaldson (@DonaldJameson)

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Next episodes film is Star Trek V, Post your Don’t Jump the Shark moment on any of our social media for a chance to win a prize!

Two fat, ugly, unappreciated, overacting and arrogant losers move from one unfunny joke to the next. Anyway, enough about the Don’t Jump the Shark boys, (zing!) would you like to know what film we are covering? Drum Roll Please….

Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny

We are so bored with this one we spend a good 10 minutes of the episode discussing Lou Diamond Phillips and Jimmy Nail. Basically Liam Lynch couldn’t direct a film even if you stapled his groin to the camera. And I did. Kyle Gass (Ironic that is his name given the amount of fart jokes in the film) couldn’t act in a film even if you stapled his groin to the clapperboard. And I did. The key lesson here is I got a staple gun for Christmas, and I am not scared to use it.

Two fat, ugly, unappreciated, overacting and arrogant losers move from one unfunny joke to the next. Anyway, enough about the Don’t Jump the Shark boys, (zing!) would you like to know what film we are covering? Drum Roll Please….

Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny

We are so bored with this one we spend a good 10 minutes of the episode discussing Lou Diamond Phillips and Jimmy Nail. Basically Liam Lynch couldn’t direct a film even if you stapled his groin to the camera. And I did. Kyle Gass (Ironic that is his name given the amount of fart jokes in the film) couldn’t act in a film even if you stapled his groin to the clapperboard. And I did. The key lesson here is I got a staple gun for Christmas, and I am not scared to use it.

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There is nothing better than a lovely sugary Christmas film at this time of year. We chose Die Hard 2. There was so much swearing in this film if you take out the swears there’s only 15minutes of dialogue. Fact. Let this foul mouthed film take you away from the hustle and bustle of shopping and caring for children or the elderly as we explore the crazy world or John "No Luck" McLane.

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Next Episodes film is our Christmas Special Jingle All The Way. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

When Christmas rolls around there’s nothing better than settling down to a lovely family film. How many terrorists and bomb plots would you like in your film? Also would you like a drunk Anakin Skywalker in it? Tough, as Arnie shows us in this film, Christmas romps can’t always overcome all obstacles as it gets eaten alive by the sharks it’s jumping! We have Bob back on to remind us of the true meaning of Christmas because this film certainly doesn’t! P.s. the jingling is coming from Arnies’ Trousers.

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Next Episodes film is Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. Post where your Jump the Shark moment on our twitter feed or facebook page and you could win a prize.

This week the JumpCast get caught in a web. A web of jokes about Ginger people. A web of weird Jimmy Franco line deliveries. A web of problems for Spidey, ENTIRELY OF HIS OWN MAKING. A web of poor singing from Kirsten Dunst (Is it her?), A brief web of enjoyable moments from J.K Simmons and Bruce Campbell. A web of Topher ‘Ringpiece’ Grace and his acting ‘skills’. A web of sand?

We should mention that friend of the Pod, Paul Canning (PC) suggested this to us. We hope we did you proud PC.

This week the JumpCast get caught in a web. A web of jokes about Ginger people. A web of weird Jimmy Franco line deliveries. A web of problems for Spidey, ENTIRELY OF HIS OWN MAKING. A web of poor singing from Kirsten Dunst (Is it her?), A brief web of enjoyable moments from J.K Simmons and Bruce Campbell. A web of Topher ‘Ringpiece’ Grace and his acting ‘skills’. A web of sand?

We should mention that friend of the Pod, Paul Canning (PC) suggested this to us. We hope we did you proud PC.

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