In episode four of Don’t Let the Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are breaking down group chat etiquette—the do’s, the don’ts, and the messages that should’ve stayed unsent. Things escalate quickly when Paige accuses Jared of breaking serious group chat friend code, and just when it couldn’t get more chaotic, Broccoli causes a very unexpected interruption. They wrap it all up with this week’s ins and outs. Eavesdroppers, consider this your warning before your next group chat send.

In Episode three of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared dive headfirst into the chaos of first dates — and the stories do not disappoint. Paige shares her lineup of truly unhinged first date experiences, while Jared balances things out with a surprisingly charming story. They break down the fastest ways to ruin a first date, and unpack the unspoken rules of modern dating (and how everyone seems to break them). From miscommunication to major red flags, nothing is off-limits. It’s messy, it’s honest, and a reminder that sometimes the worst dates make the best stories… with a few sweet moments mixed in. And to close it out, it’s their weekly “In & Out” — the trends, habits, and random things they’re fully embracing… or completely over.

In episode two of Don’t Let the Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared somehow turn their tiny New York City apartment into the setting for a full-blown “wig wall” installation—with none other than Billy Ray Cyrus (yes, really… kind of) at the center of it all. What starts as a DIY home project quickly spirals into a chaotic deep dive on cramped city living, IBS experiences, and a wig wall party attended by the entire Cyrus family. Of course, they wrap it all up with their weekly “In & Out” list—calling out what’s thriving, what’s flopping, and what absolutely should not echo through the apartment walls.

In the debut episode of Don’t Let the Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared kick things off with a chaotic recap of their trip to Guatemala—featuring questionable altitude decisions, emotional breakthroughs on the side of a volcano, and one very dramatic “eruption” that… may not have actually been the volcano. From hiking up Acatenango in the dark to questioning every life choice halfway to the summit, they unpack the kind of travel experience that’s equal parts awe-inspiring and mildly unhinged. Along the way, they introduce their weekly “In & Out” list—declaring what’s officially thriving, what needs to be retired immediately, and what absolutely should not be heard through thin apartment walls. It’s messy, it’s honest, and it’s just the beginning.