Kilojoules? What on earth are killer jewels? You don't need to know., but it's about wave energy. In this episode, we break down the basics—wind, tide, and surf height—so you can stop overanalyzing and start paddling out. Plus: why obsessing over the forecast almost ruined surfing for me, and how I got my joy back. Spoiler: it involves ignoring perfection, keeping a journal, and remembering that “Fair” = Malibu mob scene.