With Tad absent due to the urinal incident, Ben and I are holding down the fort this week. You know what they say: when Mr Mouse is away, the cats will play... and we have some serious beef (or chicken, or whatever the hell is in a 'pup parma') to grill. I also bring up the time I used dog shampoo instead of the stuff meant for humans? Izzy xx

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