Just Tad and Ben again. Being biracial and Collingwood. The boys return to two dead horses they've already beaten into glue before getting really deep; by going over their virginity stories.

This is late guys, there's no excuse (I don't mean that as an apology).

This week we cover Tad's funny stomach, getting TV shows spoiled, punitive trickster neighbours and friends bringing up our sordid pasts.

Leave us a beef in a 5 star review and we will read and grade that sumb*tch in the next episode.

Tad was in Bali so it's just Ben and Izzy this week. Izzy has a bone to pick with Miu Miu and fashion influencer Wisdom Kaye, while Ben is ready to exile anyone who has a milkshake with their lunch.

We got some sliders for y'all! Yummy!

Please rate us 5 stars on apple podcasts and spotify for the love of God.

Izzy is back from Europe and right back into the swing of things after embarassing herself at a public toilet in the birthplace of the urinal (France).

Bad news: Izzy isn't here again. Good news: we've (momentarily) replaced her with the incredible Alexei Toliopolous! Don't ask us how we pulled this off, just enjoy the episode. We discuss stiffies, seppuku, advertising and the foibles of Letterboxd.

Wagwan.

This episode is one that we didn't want to release but seeing as it's been nearly three weeks since a new episode, we've decided to let it free from the vault.

Izzy's mic isn't working and we all shared a little goodie before recording. We hope this tides you over while we prepare for better days.

Oh God, another bloody episode huh? Tad hates seeing people feel joy, Izzy hates snacking, Ben hates celebrity stylists. Do these guys like ANYTHING?