WELCOME BACK BITCHES! Harper is FINALLY back after an unexpected two week sick break spent dying in bed. Luckily, She survived and is joined in the studio by her friend Shanna to have a girl chat. The pair come to the realization that men have begun to use dating apps solely to find sexting partners and mutually hate it. In hopes of helping these men become more dateable and fuckable, the girls share their guide to a good dating app profile that guarantees right swipes. They also discuss their preferences in underwear for men, if your friend's exes are off limits, and Harper shares a wild story of the time she had a threesome with twin brothers. Enjoy!