Here's To Us (But Mostly Me)

Here's To Us (But Mostly Me)

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Here's To Us (But Mostly Me) episodes

  • Men Have Opinions Too...Sadly
    WELCOME BACK! We have made it to the final episode of season one of Heres To Us (But Mostly Me). Harper is joined by her first and only straight male guest, least favourite but favourite person, and the producer of her podcast - Marc Boudreau. The pair discuss all of the questions listeners sent in and Marc gives his honest answers. Well, as honest as a straight male can be. From guys preferences on appearance, if guys like being called daddy, how to tell if a guy likes you, and how to give a quality blowjob. Like most men - this episode is all over the place. Enjoy! Stay tuned for season 2!   PS: Take a shot every time Harper says "perfect"   Follow Marc on Instagram @marcboudy Follow Harper on Instagram @HarperMcCormack
    1 hr 4 min
  • Exorcism Orgasms

    WELCOME BACK! This week Harper is joined by her long time friend Chelsea. After reminiscing about old times, their terrible dating histories, and crazy drunken nights. The pair cover a plethora of topics including having threesomes with married couples, orgasms, finding ourselves during quarantine, and Only Fans. Chelsea also shares a hilarious story of finding out her long term boyfriend had a foot fetish. The episode is like a therapy session while having sex. ENJOY!

    You can find Chelsea on Instagram @chelsea.rrae and Only Fans at onlyfans.com/viciousmuse

    1 hr 6 min
  • Girls Like Us
    WELCOME BACK! This episode of Here's To Us (But Mostly Me) is a little different than previous episodes. Harper steps outside of her comfort zone and discusses her journey and experience as a Transgender woman. This is a topic that she normally avoids talking about and has only ever talked about briefly online before now. To have this extremely vulnerable and honest conversation, Harper's good friend Rhiannon, who is also a transgender woman, joins her in the studio. The pair share stories of understanding their gender identity, how they told their family and friends, what it is like dating as a trans woman, their personal experiences, and the unique difficulties they have to face on a daily basis. We hope you leave this episode with compassion, respect, and a better understanding of the experiences transgender individuals go through as they navigate their life.   You can find Rhiannon on Instagram at @RhiRobear 
    1 hr 1 min
  • Don't Sext, Don't Call

    WELCOME BACK BITCHES! Harper is FINALLY back after an unexpected two week sick break spent dying in bed. Luckily, She survived and is joined in the studio by her friend Shanna to have a girl chat. The pair come to the realization that men have begun to use dating apps solely to find sexting partners and mutually hate it. In hopes of helping these men become more dateable and fuckable, the girls share their guide to a good dating app profile that guarantees right swipes. They also discuss their preferences in underwear for men, if your friend's exes are off limits, and Harper shares a wild story of the time she had a threesome with twin brothers. Enjoy!

    52 min
  • Aaron's Party Rejects (Featuring Jen Advises You)

    WELCOME BACK, BITCHES! After last week's solo episode, Harper is joined via Zoom by her internet best friend and Twitter icon - Jen Advises You. The pair start out the episode by detailing how their friendship was formed after bonding over mutual terrible experiences with childhood popstar and current *alleged* crackhead - Aaron Carter.  They also discuss their Instagram and dating app pet peeves, Jen's experience meeting David Dobrik, which celebrities they would sleep with, their love for Shawn Mendes, and Harper shares a HORRIFYING dating story about the time she ruined a hot man's bed with a spray tan. We also apologize in advance for desperately begging for a Raya referral - but please DM us if you have the hook up TYSM. Enjoy!

    55 min
  • F**kboy Hunter

    WELCOME BACK! This week is a little different for Here's To Us (But Mostly Me) because this is Harper's first (and hopefully last) solo episode of season one. As part of her mission to bring a f*ckboy on the podcast to try and understand them a little better, Harper recruited one of her Tinder matches. Turns out he was actually one of the nicest guys on the planet and the episode would've only been good for assisting with falling asleep. So, Harper has taken matters into her own hands and recorded the episode on her own. She discusses her current dating life, her first date since COVID, who should pay, spills more tea on the British navy guy, AND answers a bunch of questions sent from listeners. In proper Harper fashion, she tried to do something with a man and ended up single. Enjoy the episode! 

    Find Harper on Instagram @ HarperMcCormack Find us on Instagram @HeresToUsPodcast 

    54 min
  • Dating Is A Drag (Featuring Cynthia Stilts)
    HELLO BITCHES! After a quick break, Harper is back in the studio this week with her friend Louai. But, you may know Louai as makeup artist and controversial Halifax drag queen Cynthia Stilts. The pair sit down and discuss Louai's journey to becoming Cynthia, the tedious process to get into drag, being a top, gay dating apps, and how being a drag queen affects his dating life. Cynthia also spills all the tea on her viral scandal last year and Harper shares a super embarrassing story about the first time she got lip filler and ruined it from an encounter with a British man. This episode is a wild one! Enjoy!   Follow Louai on Instagram @CynthiaStilts Follow us on Instagram @HeresToUsPodcast
    1 hr 1 min
  • Being You For You (Featuring Heather Salvaggio)
    WELCOME BACK! This week is SUPER exciting as your host, Harper McCormack is joined by reality tv personality Heather Salvaggio from Netflix's Dating Around. The duo sit down and talk over Zoom about Heather's experience being part of season two of the authentic dating show, how she got on the show, and the inside scoop on how the show is filmed. Yes, we answer every Dating Around fans BURNING question as to why they wear the same outfit on every date. Despite finding love on the Netflix show, Heather shares her insight into the importance of finding happiness within yourself, doing things to make YOU happy for YOU, and how to celebrate the single life. Heather also gives the best advice to a listener question that we have had so far this season. Enjoy!   You can find Heather on Instagram @HSalvaggio1 Follow us on Instagram @HeresToUsPodcast
    54 min
  • D**k Pic Masterclass
    "My name is Harper McCormack and this is my masterclass" WELCOME BACK BITCHES! This week Harper is joined with another one of her close friends, Lindsay Stewart aka @ChampagneMummy. The pair kick off the episode by deep-diving into the world of dick pics and what NOT to do if you ever want to get laid. SPOILER ALERT: Febreze called and they want their product out of your dick pics and so do we. They also discuss the weirdest places they have had sex, male strippers, why you should eat ass, and size shaming. This episode is an absolute ride, so hold on TIGHT.   You can find Lindsay on Instagram @ChampagneMummy Follow Us On Instagram @herestouspodcast
    1 hr 5 min
  • Selling Your Underwear 101

    Welcome to the very first episode of Here's To Us (But Mostly Me) with Harper McCormack! This week Harper sits down with her good friend Anna, who is the owner of Halifax's trendiest thrift store - The Loot. Anna is a retired avid dater and is now in a very stable, long term, and healthy relationship. Harper is still extremely single, tells her friends about new guys every week, and ABSOLUTELY cannot relate. The pair deep dive into a plethora of topics including how they met, being retired Instagram thots, sugar daddies, their terrible dating history, and using dating apps to get free food and also sell their underwear. Enjoy! You can find Anna on Instagram @TheLoothfx Follow us on Instagram @herestouspodcast

    49 min

About Here's To Us (But Mostly Me)

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Here's To Us (But Mostly Me) is YouTuber Harper McCormack's toast to her long history of terrible dates and the men who have taught her exactly what she doesn't want.