Sika and John kick off by calling out an IG troll, then get into how genuinely traumatizing moving is. Sika also goes off about FedEx drivers not even trying to deliver packages, and John’s solution is unhinged: just throw Sika’s new Chanel bag over the gate.

John’s gearing up for Gay Ski Week (beard loading), while Sika reminds him she’s the better skier. They recap the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season finale, debrief an LA event that was peak “so LA,” talk about five-day in-office mandates as a control tactic, debate who can get Conrows, and end on how TikTok is starting to feel like Instagram—in the worst way.