Don't Spray Yourself!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss a topic that has been on his mind since Year One of this podcast. It comes from an App that came popular during COVID shutdowns. An App that came popular for people to use to do stupid things to gain clout. Yes, Gavin (Bison) talks about the most ridiculous TikTok challenges that have graced the world. Some are iconic. Some are ridiculous. Some are... PLUMBING DUMB! When you listen ask yourself... "Would you ever?!" And if you answer "yes," then.... YOU ARE SPRAYING YOUR DAMN SELF!!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss the one thing that humanity lost their marbles on... airplane etiquette. Ever since the 2020 pandemic and flying was shut down, social media has been flooded with RIDICULOUS behavior on planes. One example is the lady that was breastfeeding her naked cat on a plane... WHAT!?! Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss all of the ridiculous behavior that he has seen and heard of on planes. He wishes that he found a Flight Attendant to join him on this episode, but still... YOU ARE SPRAYING YOURSELF if you do ANY of this stuff.

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down for his... 30th Birthday Podcast Episode!! Turning 30 is scary is some but on this podcast... WE CELEBRATE! As Gavin (Bison) says on this podcast episode, "There are some people that hate celebrate birthdays, who probably are 40-year-old virgins. Then there are some who LOVE to celebrate birthdays...which is who Gavin is. In this episode, however, Gavin (Bison) discusses birthdays that he only half remembers and one that happened in high school that will make you say... WTF?! Lastly... the first 10 minutes of the episode is toasting with shots of Jack Daniels, song playing, and some hilarious rambling, but PLEASE ENJOY IT... or YOU SPRAYING YOURSELF!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to say one thing... "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!" But really, have you ever thought about how unique, interesting, or just weird the names people have?! Or maybe you are like Gavin (Bison) and have two or three first names in your name, and NO ONE calls you by the right name... EVER! This episode is all about the history of names in the lifetime of the world, which looks very interesting. Stop Spraying Yourself, if you are naming your children CRAZY names... like Felon. Really?!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down, for a second time, with Nashville musician Adam Corbin. But this time, it's not to discuss other people's music... BUT to discuss his new single, "She's a 10 but..." Adam explains what makes a woman or lady a 10. Some will make you confused and some will make you laugh, but in all things, they have to be a tad bit... CRAZY! Gavin (Bison) also puts Adam in the HOT SEAT by asking crazy but simple questions like... "She's a 10 but she only uses you for your monthly subscriptions. What is she?!" If you think that didn't happen to BOTH of us, with the SAME girl... YOU SPRAYING YOURSELF!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to talk about a trending topic... a trending thing to do... a community like NO OTHER... MILFS!! Gavin (Bison) is about to get on the "How to Sleep with a Milf Train!!" When the NY Jets starting Quarterback got exposed for sleeping with his BEST FRIENDS mother... sleeping with milfs became a trend! So why would someone sleep with one? How do you get one? What are the benefits? Don't Spray Yourself and find out... by listening and having sex with a Milf, of course!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to talk about a noise that he heard over the... RADIO!! Yes, the Radio!!! A noise that sounded like someone "choking his chicken" or someone "clapping their cheeks." But what it really was, will surprise you, because it definitely made the immature mind go wild! That noise was not where this episode concludes. Gavin (Bison) talks about other weird stuff that people do, and are quite famous for... like a girl with a midget torso and Shaq legs?! WHAT?!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to look up some interesting words and see what they mean. This episode and the meaning of the words will leave your mind boggling, parents' ears ringing, grandparents on their death bed, and you contemplating what are people on if they are partaking in such things. For example, there is a very popular Pokemon that could lead to some pubes being lit on fire, and someone flapping their arms like a dragon in the bedroom. WHAT?! This episode is ONE FOR THE AGES and YOU ARE SPRAYING YOURSELF if you don't listen to what weird words and weirder definitions come from it!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss the VERY FIRST YEAR of this podcast. Gavin looks back at some of the discussions and things that he has learned through the process. These items that were learned are sarcastically serious but true in nature. So who is ready to take a shot and listen to the CRAZY memories of this past year?! Year One of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast was a HUGE SUCCESS, and if you haven't subscribed or followed the socials you are SPRAYING YOURSELF! Looking into the future, there are only BIGGER laughs, guests, and humorous moments coming... Are you ready?!

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) sits down to discuss how a trip to Disney World with his coworkers turned into the remembrance of how GOD AWEFUL he was to his neighbor... "Jane." When Gavin was on his business trip to Disney World last week, there is one word that kept on coming at every turn... tomatoes. What people do not know is what he did with them when he was a middle schooler running around the neighborhood. Because the statute of limitations has passed, Gavin (Bison) is ready to spill the beans on approximately how many tomatoes were "eaten" during these days. Also... have you ever needed to go poop and someone else is already "blowing up the stall" in the same bathroom?! Well, YOU SPRAYED YOURSELF if you haven't because it is an UNGODLY experience in the most magical places on Earth.