The lads are BACK.  Life can’t keep 2 titans of media down. 

This week is peak brain rot. We delve into Paul’s adhd brain at work , our adolescent alcohol heists, annoying streamers , Raja Jackson incident , why does Paul sweat so goddamn much , which nationalities we hate , does Mrs (Mr?) Macron have a dong, and some history talk 

This week we link up for a groggy pod , and it ends up being one of our favourite  ones to date. 

We talk about getting traction on the Gay TikTok algorithm. 

Louis’ humbling 8k race and 70s disco night. 

Dancing and whether or not we’re shit at it. 

Sexual awakenings

Teenage Paul’s horny Snapchat days 

Dong pics 

And we answer  some questions from the viewers 👌

Ohhhhhhh yes. It’s a hot one. Today we touch on lots. 

• We reminisce on our drunken grappling matches. 

• Dodgy chippers and takeaway drugs. 

-Epstein chat. 

-Louis tells us about “ secret eater “ and “open house” 2 wild BBC shows. 

• Would we do love island? 

-Are we the strongest podcast?! 

• our old man habits 

• who is the most coordinated out of us? 

After Louis’ historical presentation , Paul takes the stand to deliver a wild theory that challenges what we know about history. He digs into the mystery of the Grand Canyon cave supposedly packed with Egyptian and Asian artifacts, the Hopi legends of the Ant People, and the Mound Builders — a rumored advanced race said to exist long before Native Americans. Were there giants? Did the Smithsonian cover it up? And why do so many cultures share the same flood and “sky people” myths?

Enveloped by the majesty of Irish nature the boys sit and discuss the world. Todays topics include - why are fruity drinks gay? Streamer culture. Hedonistic behaviour. Hunting. Cosmetic surgeries. Evolution and isolated tribes. The woes of modern society. And a bunch of other shit. Cop a squat 

Louis hijacks the podcast this week with a PowerPoint and pure chaos.

He tells Paul the completely mental story of the Anabaptists — a radical religious cult that took over the city of Münster in the 1500s, declared it the New Jerusalem, legalized polygamy, and went toe-to-toe with a prince-bishop in full medieval siege mode.

There’s printing presses, prophecies, public executions, and one guy named Bernhard who really shouldn’t have been put in charge of anything.

The boy recap Paul’s recent victory. Hospital visits. Louis’ abusive relationship with his pet tarantula , people who own weird pets, and the modern gooning epidemic

Gee whiz. Some serious shit talking in this one.

We trace our family names. Louis tells us more about his deviant habits as a teen. War talk featuring Louis’ uncles on both sides. Annoying customers in work. Uncomfortable bedroom situations. I can’t even remember the rest just listen and subscribe okay thanks bye

Hello Gremlins 

We kick it off with a prank call. Louis tells us how he nearly crashed. Someone shit themselves in Paul’s workplace. We talk crap jobs. Getting fired. Pauls checkered past. ADHD. School shit. And causing grievous bodily harm to ourselves while drunk

Ooowee, double digits baby—episode 10!

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