2026 ladies and gentleman. Hell fucking yes. We’re back. 

Kicking off 2026 today’s topics include 

Professor Louis returns with another chaotic history lesson — this time diving into the Punic Wars, Rome vs Carthage, Hannibal, elephants, betrayal, and the pettiest beef in ancient history.

In this episode we get into:

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Just another day at the pinnacle of broadcasting. No big deal. 

We open up in murky waters immediately. 

We talk about our hate of irish radio hosts and soulless music. 

Have a riveting conversation about important things like men’s underwear and shit stains. 

We touch on AI and the current state of the internet. 

Big companies and their advertising methods 

Paul is sick of being chronically online and brain rotted. 

Louis caught himself while fishing. 

Will Paul be a future magician who crushes records at the special Olympics?

Will the boys find Jesus ? 

Tune in and find out. 

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 Some hot shit. We talk about Paul’s New York rap career , Louis gifts Paul a mixtape from “Expensive Black”. Living like gremlins in the college days. The reality of adulthood in your 20s. Louis’ master plan to do drugs when he retires, and a bunch of other stupid stuff. Join us in the bedroom 

A classic episode. We go into embarrassing tactics you use to get out of trouble as a yungin. Angry adults. Paul being a nightmare primary school student with nutrition of a 45 year old builder. Dangerous schoolyard games. Run ins with bullies. And pulling people’s pants down. A very school centered episode

Happy Halloween you pagan degenerates. We touch on a lot this episode. Paul’s T is through the roof right now , he can’t be stopped. 

Louis meets an Amazonian woman. 

We talk uncontacted tribes, why are they so behind ? 

African history and how it’s portrayed / Malian King Mansa Musa 

Our opinions on Halloween , God , Religion , 

Drug induced ghost sightings 

Zombies (again) 

Enjoy Xx

Reunited and it feeels so goooood 

The lads join forces after a hectic few weeks for both. Paul tells us about his experiences at the MMA World Champiosnships. 

Straight into traumatic pet experiences. 

Tortas. 

Being young and using bad words without realising. 

Encountering animals you have no business encountering. 

Freuds opinion on banging your mom. 

And more animal talk. Heavy on the animals this week. 

Sit down shut up and listen to the pod. Love you. 

Paul here. Sorry for the late upload. I was travelling foreign lands to fight a French dude in a cage. We’re back. We’re moist. 

This episode we touch on gay cowboys. Louis tells us about a cheek clenching documentary about free divers. We talk about extreme sports. The first dude who tried to fly. Parkour gone wrong. Finding out Santa isn’t real. The tooth fairy, and Louis’ powerful poetry. 

We chat muck as the sun sets in the background. Very romantic.

Paul arrives after a 12 hour shift and Louis crawls out of a hole to sit down and discuss the pertinent issues of today’s society. Etymology of slurs and why you can’t say certain ones. Irish oppression. Being overly competitive. Paul’s upcoming trip to the World Championships in Georgia next week. And capping it off with Threesomes , and the wonders of the world 

Coming with some peak brainrot this week. Paul wants to scour the ancient religious texts for answers. We discuss “the modern man”. TikTok and internet culture. Some half baked business ideas , and Louis’ new career as a fisherman