A day late and a dollar short?  It's ok, we know the feeling.  We're back this week with a story brought to us by special guest Charlotte of Don't Drink the Tea.  We learn about the original archaeologist/spy/ladies man, Mr. Sylvanus G. Morley -- a nerd with a heart of gold.  Also: Ivie finds the part of her brain labeled "World War I," we pick on James Bond's flashy spy tactics, and we look out for German U-boats on the coast.  How do you pronounce "Thewlis," anyway?  This week, it's all about Chichén Itzá.

This week we're going to try to tell you something you don't know about the happiest place on Earth: Disneyland!  Returning special guest Doc Williams tells us about how much detail really went into the planning and operation of Disney parks, and why most people visit more than once.  What are the two things that can ruin anyone's day?  Is there such a thing as Stolen Valor for Make-a-Wish kids?  This week, Ivie takes on capitalism.

Need something uplifting?  You're in the wrong place.  But if you want to learn about a weird, twisted, and incredibly sad story from Belle Epoque France, this is for you!  (And us.  We love this sort of stuff.)  In this episode, special guest Nick Sullivan shares the tale of Blanche Monnier and the circumstances that led to her 25-year imprisonment.  Is being a lawyer technically a hobby?  At what point do you start getting suspicious of the neighbors?  And when is it okay to snitch on your boss?  This week: I saw something nasty in the woodshed.

Return guest Doc Williams is here with more assorted stories about Leonardo da Vinci, including his club of like-minded polymaths, what the Vitruvian man is really all about, and how Ben Franklin carried on the spirit of men sitting around and gossiping in the name of "science."  Hath anybody attacked your reputation lately?  This week, join the club.

A very special episode!  One half of our podcast is joined by two-thirds of Don't Drink the Tea, Josh & Zak (or Zak & Josh?).  These intrepid podcasters bring us a story of a not-so-subtle murderer preying on the teatime habits of the English.  Is this the worst case of job placement ever?  What's the link between cereal and serial killers?  And why does Ivie flee upon hearing our guests' names?  This week, we've got Helen Mirren playing Helen Mirren.

Cat ladies, consider this a warning: We've got a feline genocide for you today.  😿  In this episode, we discover just how bored 13th-century people really were, discuss cat wrangling as a potential career, and deduce that Pope Gregory IX was probably more of a dog person.  Pour yourself a cocktail and cover your cat's ears.

A mismanaged sweepstake sparks a war and we are once again reminded why Coca-Cola is superior to Pepsi.  Is there any greater divide among humans than which soda product is better?  And how do you sell a used fighter jet, anyway?  This week: "J'accuse," says Jessie Sommelier.

Today we discuss the life of one Grady Stiles Jr, known to many as "The Lobster Boy."  Less than ideal circumstances?  Yes.  An excuse for being a horrible person?  Decidedly no.  In this episode, Ivie wonders if crawling is good exercise and Sabrina gets her centuries mixed up.  Just how bad can this guy be, you wonder?  He's worse.

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For our very first double-digit episode, special guest Doc joins the podcast to discuss some of Leonardo da Vinci's weirder ideas.  We abandon trying to pronounce words correctly, discuss the merits of Ever After as a biopic, and learn about 15th-century hair dye.  What's with all the creepy skeletons in Benjamin Franklin's basement?  This week, discover how to differentiate between Leonardos.

In this episode, we investigate the original pre-fab houses, try to convert 1930 currency into 2020 currency, and discuss the feasibility of 2 people + 1 cat in a tiny house.  How much do you love Ikea furniture?  And how many Allen wrenches would it take to build a house?  In this one, Ivie gets the final word (literally).

Check out more about kit houses in this fantastic 99 Percent Invisible episode, The House that Came in the Mail.