This month we talk about the PERFECT movie: 1991's Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken. Listen to learn all about horse diving, the Great Depression, and hot dog cooking methods.

Misogyny, homophobia, pedophilia "jokes", and unfortunately so much more. Listen to Karen and Tony hate the ever loving crap out of 1992's Ladybugs.

This episode we discuss the 1997 creature feature, Anaconda, and get more coiled up than a dang snake. Why? Cause it's a swaperoo as Tony handles the summary while Karen tries her hand at her very first movie quiz! Plus we discuss the 2025 Anaconda remake...? Reboot...? Whatever it was, we wanted a re-fund. 

The Green Siblings cover Karen's all time favorite childhood movie, The Last Unicorn! Talking skeletons, trees with bosoms, Angela Lansbury, and one damn annoying butterfly. Plus, things get extra silly in Tony's Quiz Corner.

Karen and Tony revisit a cult classic movie that's surprisingly even better than they remembered. Animatronic dinosaurs, body snatching, wild animal parks, blood, gore - Tammy and the T Rex has it all!

This week we revisit a past favorite - 1993's Benny & Joon. Food gags, Buster Keaton homages, terrible haircuts, and a whole lot of heart. It's our most earnest (not Ernest) episode yet.

This week we discuss 1991's The Rocketeer and end with a quiz all about the most dangerous kids toys throughout history.

Monsters, death, very slow walking, uncanny valley puppets! All the things you could want from a kid's movie in this very special The Dark Crystal episode of Don't Tell Mom the TV is Our Mom.

Karen and Tony pine for the dream of summer sleep-away camp as they rewatch 1994's Camp Nowhere. Crushes are revealed, childhood memories are unearthed, and...the squirt gun sightings continue!

Happy Halloween! It's an Ernest Scared Stupid bonus episode in all its goofy, goopy, actually a little bit scary for a kids movie glory.