Don't wake the baby!

Don't wake the baby!

By Emma and ElliotParentingKids & Family
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Don't wake the baby! episodes

  • Before They Know | Parents discuss body image & raising confident young girls

    Navigating the complex topic of body positivity with little ones. This is the one where Emma and Elliot chat about how 'body talk' starts early: how girls are treated differently from birth, skinnytok, toddler clothes, predator & prey, sexualisation, unhelpful language, navigating food and dieting, impossible beauty standards, modelling body positivity as a mum, the changes since our upbringings in the 90s, today's toxic culture, celebrities and role models in kids' films & TV, strong female characters, our experience of having two girls, top tips for raising confident girls... and how all this relates to babies and toddlers, not just teenagers. It starts before they even know... 

    We're not experts, just normal parents sharing our experiences. This is a conversation, and an insight into our thinking, not professional advice. 

    Watch along with our arts & crafts on YouTube:
    www.youtube.com/@dontwakethebaby_podcast

    Engage with us directly on Instagram

    Find resources, info, links, and more on our website:
    www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/

    Join our WhatsApp community of listeners here: www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/community

    Unwind on sleepless nights to a wholesome mix of parenting stories, quirky humour, and cosy crafting. We’re not here to provide answers but to share our experiences, explore how parenting has changed, and build an online community of parents for mutual support.

    A fun, honest and unscripted conversation between Emma and Elliot on non-judgemental parenting and millennial-based topics, as we relax on an evening attempting an artistic or creative activity. 

    We are a project in partnership with The Kairos Movement and supported by The Methodist Church, of which The Kairos Movement is a part

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    50 min
  • New series starting next week... | Parenting with babies & toddlers

    Emma & Elliot are back in the blanket fort! It's time for our Series 6 trailer for Don't wake the baby! 

    All new content, same old us, and a few surprises! Make sure you've got notifications turned on to catch new episodes every other Thursday. Unwind on sleepless nights with a wholesome mix of parenting stories, humour, and cosy conversation.

    Watch along with our arts & crafts on YouTube:
    www.youtube.com/@dontwakethebaby_podcast

    Connect with us:
    Engage with us directly on Instagram

    Find resources, info, links, and more on our website:
    www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/

    Join our WhatsApp community of listeners here: www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/community

    We’re not here to provide answers but to share our experiences, explore how parenting has changed, and build an online community of parents for mutual support.

    A fun, honest and unscripted conversation between Emma and Elliot on non-judgemental parenting and millennial-based topics, as we relax on an evening doing a craft or creative activity. 

    We are a project in partnership with The Kairos Movement and supported by The Methodist Church, of which The Kairos Movement is a part.

    Send us Fan Mail

    3 min
  • Rambling Off-Topic | Bonus parenting tangents, stories, and outtakes (Summer)

    Extra baby & toddler stories. Join us in the editing room of the blanket fort for a bonus compilation episode, full of all the bits and bobs that got cut out during the Summer of 2026. Plus interesting tangents and conversation from Emma, Elliot and some of our special guests that were cut from the main episodes because we'd gone off topic. And of course, all the silly humour and bloopers you've come to expect from us

    Thank you so much to all our listeners and those who've joined us during series 5! We really appreciate your support, and we'll be back with more content very soon...

    This is the last of our special summer episodes on the podcast, looking back at some past conversations, re-edited and re-released for 2026. Including unreleased content and outtakes from a few of our June episodes, and extra conversation cut from the updates about experiences with our second child

    Past topics covered in this compilation:
    Toys, Scams, & Baby Products
    Montessori & Imaginative Play
    Eco-Conscious Parenting
    Summer Holidays
    Surviving Reception
    Sibling Differences

    Watch along with our arts & crafts on YouTube:
    www.youtube.com/@dontwakethebaby_podcast

    Connect with us:
    Engage with us directly on Instagram

    Find resources, info, links, and more on our website:
    www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/

    Join our WhatsApp community of listeners here: www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/community

    Unwind on sleepless nights to a wholesome mix of parenting stories, quirky humour, and cosy crafting. We’re not here to provide answers but to share our experiences, explore how parenting has changed, and build an online community of parents for mutual support.

    A fun, honest and unscripted conversation between Emma and Elliot on non-judgemental parenting and millennial-based topics, as we relax on an evening attempting an artistic or creative activity. 

    We are a project in partnership with The Kairos Movement and supported by The Methodist Church, of which The Kairos Movement is a part

    Send us Fan Mail

    58 min
  • Disney, Harry Potter, Star Wars | Parents discuss sharing our passions with our kids

    Throwback: All the fandoms! Introducing toddlers to our geeky interests. Films, TV shows, books, video games, board games, theatre or musicals? This is the one where Emma and Elliot chat about Harry Potter, Anime, Pixar, Disney, Lord of the Rings, Pokémon, Superheros, K-Pop Demon Hunters, Lego, musicals, live shows and so much more! What are you looking forward to doing with your toddler? Or send us a photo if you've dressed your baby in a cute outfit!

    Plus: chat about the experience with our second child and how it's different.

    This is part of our special summer season on the podcast, looking back at some past conversations, re-edited and re-released for 2026. Enjoy these classics if you're not busy over the holidays, and we'll be back with exciting new topics from September!

    Watch along with our arts & crafts on YouTube:
    www.youtube.com/@dontwakethebaby_podcast

    Connect with us:
    Engage with us directly on Instagram

    Find resources, info, links, and more on our website:
    www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/

    Join our WhatsApp community of listeners here: www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/community

    Unwind on sleepless nights to a wholesome mix of parenting stories, quirky humour, and cosy crafting. We’re not here to provide answers but to share our experiences, explore how parenting has changed, and build an online community of parents for mutual support.

    A fun, honest and unscripted conversation between Emma and Elliot on non-judgemental parenting and millennial-based topics, as we relax on an evening attempting an artistic or creative activity. 

    We are a project in partnership with The Kairos Movement and supported by The Methodist Church, of which The Kairos Movement is a part

    Send us Fan Mail

    49 min
  • Honest Mum Milestones | Parents discuss significant memories & achievements

    Throwback: Parenting milestones with special guest Anna! Leaving the house for the first time with your baby. Being honest about parenting challenges with babies and toddlers. This is the one where Emma and Elliot, along with the amazing Anna, discuss key parenting moments in the early days of having young children. What moments have been the most meaningful for you as a parent? Leaving the house for the first time. Having a day or night away from your baby for the first time. Returning to work. Successfully parenting by yourself with your children. Realising you're enjoying parenting, not just surviving. Eating with two hands for the first time. And being honest about our experiences on social media.

    Plus: chat about the experience with our second child and how it's different.

    This is part of our special summer season on the podcast, looking back at some past conversations, re-edited and re-released for 2026. Enjoy these classics if you're not busy over the holidays, and we'll be back with exciting new topics from September!

    Watch along with our arts & crafts on YouTube:
    www.youtube.com/@dontwakethebaby_podcast

    Connect with us:
    Engage with us directly on Instagram

    Find resources, info, links, and more on our website:
    www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/

    Join our WhatsApp community of listeners here: www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/community

    Unwind on sleepless nights to a wholesome mix of parenting stories, quirky humour, and cosy crafting. We’re not here to provide answers but to share our experiences, explore how parenting has changed, and build an online community of parents for mutual support.

    A fun, honest and unscripted conversation between Emma and Elliot on non-judgemental parenting and millennial-based topics, as we relax on an evening attempting an artistic or creative activity. 

    We are a project in partnership with The Kairos Movement and supported by The Methodist Church, of which The Kairos Movement is a part

    Send us Fan Mail

    42 min
  • Summer Holidays | Parents discuss travelling with toddlers

    Throwback: Travel nightmares and surviving with a baby or toddler when you're away on holiday - abroad or in the UK. Our summer holiday episode. This is the one where Emma and Elliot chat about family holidays with little ones and share their travel horror stories. Long car journeys, work trips, Disneyland Paris, and disastrous plane flights to remember! We discuss how holidays have changed, our experiences growing up, and adjusting to the challenges of being away from home when you're a parent of little kids. Do the rules go out the window? Where's the nearest Zoo? Is it just parenting in a new location?

    Plus: chat about the experience with our second child and how it's different.

    This is part of our special summer season on the podcast, looking back at some past conversations, re-edited and re-released for 2026. Enjoy these classics if you're not busy over the holidays, and we'll be back with exciting new topics from September!

    Watch along with our arts & crafts on YouTube:
    www.youtube.com/@dontwakethebaby_podcast

    Connect with us:
    Engage with us directly on Instagram

    Find resources, info, links, and more on our website:
    www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/

    Join our WhatsApp community of listeners here: www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/community

    Unwind on sleepless nights to a wholesome mix of parenting stories, quirky humour, and cosy crafting. We’re not here to provide answers but to share our experiences, explore how parenting has changed, and build an online community of parents for mutual support.

    A fun, honest and unscripted conversation between Emma and Elliot on non-judgemental parenting and millennial-based topics, as we relax on an evening attempting an artistic or creative activity. 

    We are a project in partnership with The Kairos Movement and supported by The Methodist Church, of which The Kairos Movement is a part

    Send us Fan Mail

    50 min
  • Eco-Conscious Parenting | Parents discuss sustainability with babies & toddlers

    Throwback: How to be more environmentally friendly when you have a baby or toddler? This is the one where Emma chats with special guest Fran (eco enthusiast and mum of three) about sustainability and trying to be environmentally conscious as a parent. With lots of great tips for reducing our carbon footprint, but also an encouragement not to feel guilty - you're probably already doing more than you realise! Cloth nappies, toys, food, clothes, energy, travel, second-hand, and much more... Looking at how we can include sustainability in our decision-making, even if it's only in small ways.

    Plus: chat about the experience with our second child and how it's different.

    This is part of our special summer season on the podcast, looking back at some past conversations, re-edited and re-released for 2026. Enjoy these classics if you're not busy over the holidays, and we'll be back with exciting new topics from September!

    Watch along with our arts & crafts on YouTube:
    www.youtube.com/@dontwakethebaby_podcast

    Connect with us:
    Engage with us directly on Instagram

    Find resources, info, links, and more on our website:
    www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/

    Join our WhatsApp community of listeners here: www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/community

    Unwind on sleepless nights to a wholesome mix of parenting stories, quirky humour, and cosy crafting. We’re not here to provide answers but to share our experiences, explore how parenting has changed, and build an online community of parents for mutual support.

    A fun, honest and unscripted conversation between Emma and Elliot on non-judgemental parenting and millennial-based topics, as we relax on an evening attempting an artistic or creative activity. 

    We are a project in partnership with The Kairos Movement and supported by The Methodist Church, of which The Kairos Movement is a part

    Send us Fan Mail

    42 min
  • Montessori & Imaginative Play | Parents discuss toddler-led learning

    Throwback: Montessori and Waldorf with babies and toddlers? This is the one where Emma and Elliot chat about: education styles, creative play, imagination, wooden toys, sensory trays, being inspired by Bluey, avoiding plastic toys and electronics, how nurseries have changed, and Montessori Primary Schools.

    Plus: chat about the experience with our second child and how it's different.

    This is part of our special summer season on the podcast, looking back at some past conversations, re-edited and re-released for 2026. Enjoy these classics if you're not busy over the holidays, and we'll be back with exciting new topics from September!

    Watch along with our arts & crafts on YouTube:
    www.youtube.com/@dontwakethebaby_podcast

    Connect with us:
    Engage with us directly on Instagram

    Find resources, info, links, and more on our website:
    www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/

    Join our WhatsApp community of listeners here: www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/community

    Unwind on sleepless nights to a wholesome mix of parenting stories, quirky humour, and cosy crafting. We’re not here to provide answers but to share our experiences, explore how parenting has changed, and build an online community of parents for mutual support.

    A fun, honest and unscripted conversation between Emma and Elliot on non-judgemental parenting and millennial-based topics, as we relax on an evening attempting an artistic or creative activity. 

    We are a project in partnership with The Kairos Movement and supported by The Methodist Church, of which The Kairos Movement is a part

    Send us Fan Mail

    47 min
  • Toys, Scams, & Baby Products | Parents discuss unnecessary stuff for babies & toddlers

    Throwback: Does society exploit new parents? This is the one where Emma and Elliot discuss consumerism, materialism, and capitalism. Being guilted into buying new and expensive items for your child, the scam of baby products, buying presents at birthdays and Christmas, toddler toys, and all the useless things that are marketed to parents. The challenge of wanting to buy less in a society that constantly wants us to buy more!

    Plus: chat about the experience with our second child and how it's different.

    This is part of our special summer season on the podcast, looking back at some past conversations, re-edited and re-released for 2026. Enjoy these classics if you're not busy over the holidays, and we'll be back with exciting new topics from September!

    Watch along with our arts & crafts on YouTube:
    www.youtube.com/@dontwakethebaby_podcast

    Connect with us:
    Engage with us directly on Instagram

    Find resources, info, links, and more on our website:
    www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/

    Join our WhatsApp community of listeners here: www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/community

    Unwind on sleepless nights to a wholesome mix of parenting stories, quirky humour, and cosy crafting. We’re not here to provide answers but to share our experiences, explore how parenting has changed, and build an online community of parents for mutual support.

    A fun, honest and unscripted conversation between Emma and Elliot on non-judgemental parenting and millennial-based topics, as we relax on an evening attempting an artistic or creative activity. 

    We are a project in partnership with The Kairos Movement and supported by The Methodist Church, of which The Kairos Movement is a part

    Send us Fan Mail

    47 min
  • Baby Teeth | Parents discuss challenges of soothing a teething baby

    Throwback: How do you cope when your baby is teething? This is the one where Emma and Elliot moan about the struggles and frustrations of toothy-pegs, first teeth, and sore gums. Biting fingers, symptoms, remedies, and tips (which mostly consist of Calpol). We can't claim this episode will help, but we chat about this relatable topic and the creature comforts that make us feel better.

    Plus: chat about the experience of teething with our second child and how it's different.

    This is part of our special summer season on the podcast, looking back at some past conversations, re-edited and re-released for 2026. Enjoy these classics if you're not busy over the holidays, and we'll be back with exciting new topics from September!

    Watch along with our arts & crafts on YouTube:
    www.youtube.com/@dontwakethebaby_podcast

    Connect with us:
    Engage with us directly on Instagram

    Find resources, info, links, and more on our website:
    www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/

    Join our WhatsApp community of listeners here: www.kairosmovement.org.uk/dontwakethebaby/community

    Unwind on sleepless nights to a wholesome mix of parenting stories, quirky humour, and cosy crafting. We’re not here to provide answers but to share our experiences, explore how parenting has changed, and build an online community of parents for mutual support.

    A fun, honest and unscripted conversation between Emma and Elliot on non-judgemental parenting and millennial-based topics, as we relax on an evening attempting an artistic or creative activity. 

    We are a project in partnership with The Kairos Movement and supported by The Methodist Church, of which The Kairos Movement is a part

    Send us Fan Mail

    44 min

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Unwind on sleepless nights to a wholesome mix of parenting stories, quirky humour, and cosy crafting. A fun, honest and unscripted conversation between Emma and Elliot on non-judgemental parenting…