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  • I Think We Got Ourselves Some Confusion

    This episode we are watching "The Happening" (2008). This movie is the inevitable demise of the Shyamalan franchise. Everyone comes to expect a twist from him, but did this movie really have a twist? Why does everyone, especially Wahlberg, look so confused? Where is the panic? What are the rules? So many questions. Explore them with us in this episode.

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    Cocktail of the Evening: Bailey's Coffee Float (courtesy of Amandascooking.com)

    Ingredients
    • 2 cups coffee
    • 6 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
    • 4 scoops chocolate ice cream (I used Vanilla)
    • Chocolate sundae syrup for garnish
    • Cherries sprinkles, etc, optional garnish
      • Instructions
      • Brew 2 cups of strong coffee in your favorite method.
      • Measure out 3 oz of Bailey's into each mug.
      • Place 2 scoops of ice cream in each mug and pour 1 cup of coffee overtop.
      • Garnish as desired and serve immediately.


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        Strain of the Evening: Something Tangerine (she couldn't remember)

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        1 hr 57 min
      • Heating Up Your Piss Stick

        In this episode, we are watching a movie that offends just about everyone it can, Tiptoes (2003). Even the title of this movie is offensive! We have so many questions: How did this movie get made? Who did all these actors/actresses owe a debt to? How did this come out in 2003? Was the director's cut really any better? If you haven't seen this movie you are in for an offensive ride.

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        Drink of the Night: Sex on the Beach

        INGREDIENTS:

        Ice
        1 1/2 oz. vodka
        1 oz. peach schnapps
        2 oz. orange juice
        2 oz. cranberry juice
        Orange wedge, for garnish

        DIRECTIONS

        1. Fill a glass with ice and add vodka, peach schnapps, and orange juice. Pour cranberry juice over.
        2. Garnish with an orange wedge to serve.


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          Strain of the Night: Wedding Cake

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          1 hr 40 min
        3. Candy Corn

          In honor of Halloween, we are watching Candy Corn (2019) a Halloween Horror/Thriller. Let's just say, Risa's husband isn't allowed to pick movies anymore. This movie is quite the stinker and a wasted use of Tony Todd. Won't you come on this fun journey with us?


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          Cocktail of the Evening: Wild Card - choose your own beverage tonight.

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          Strain of the Evening: American Sugar

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          1 hr 40 min
        4. Camp No Consent
          In honor of spooky season, we are watching Sleepaway Camp (1983). If you haven't seen this movie, boy are you in for a wild ride. There are so many unanswered questions. Come enjoy this trainwreck with us.
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          Drink of the Night: Ghoul's Blood Cocktail (Courtesy of westviamidwest.com)
          Ingredients
          8  ounces White Rum
          8 ounces Blue Curacao
          10 Ounces Pineapple Juice
          Crushed Ice
          Ghost Gummies
          Gummy Eyeballs
          Instructions
          Mix rum, blue curacao and pineapple juice in a 32-ounce pitcher.
          Keep in the refrigerator until ready to serve.
          When ready to serve fill a cocktail shaker with ice and pour 1-2 servings in. Shake well.
          Strain out ice and pour into a martini glass.
          Serve with gummy eyeballs or gummy ghosts on a martini pick.
          Alternatively, fill a highball glass with ice and pour cocktail over the top. Serve with festive martini pic gummies or attach to the rim of each glass for serving.
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          Strain of the Night: Citrus Snap
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          2 hr
        5. A Bouquet of Balls

          Hey! We're back b!tches! After a brief hiatus, we are back at it with a 2011 comedy starring Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds. In this episode, we are watching "The Change Up". We had both forgotten about this movie and don't think we watched it before, what about you? Join us through this fun body-swapping adventure, cause who doesn't love a body-switching comedy? *Also, sorry for the long silences, I guess we were really into the movie :) 

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          Drink of the Night: Honolulu Cocktail

          Ingredients:

          2 oz of Gin

          1/4 oz of Lemon Juice
          1/4 oz of simple syrup
          1 dash of Angostura bitters
          1/2 of Orange Juice
          1/2 oz of Pineapple Juice

          Directions:

          Shake all ingredients well with ice and strain into a sugar-rimmed cocktail glass. Garnish with a twist of lemon peel, and serve.

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          Strain of the Night: Maui

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          2 hr 24 min
        6. Raging Flappy Garlic C*nt
          The final part to the Hatchet Saga (for now)! We are watching Victor Crowley (2017). With high critic scores, could this be the best in the franchise? Or does it deserve to get the hatchet? Find out now!
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          Drink of the Night: Blended Strawberry Margarita (my simple recipe)
          Ingredients:
          Costco (or any) premixed strawberry margarita
          Ice
          Grenadine (optional)
          Directions:
          Blend ice and margarita to the perfect slushie consistency
          Optional: Mix in grenadine to taste (sweetens it up)
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          Strain of the Night: Amnesia Mist
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          1 hr 43 min
        7. Parry Shen Paradox
          The Hatchet Saga continues with Hatchet III (2013). It has better reviews than the second, but can we trust those? Will any of our burning questions be answered? Tune in to find out.
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          Drink of the Night: 
          Cotton Candy Colada (courtesy of Tipsy Bartender):
          https://fb.watch/7SjWhLIsiZ/
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          Strain of the Night: Venom OG
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          1 hr 45 min
        8. My Gay Grandpa Tom Holland aka Uncle Bob
          Surprise! We are doing episodes once a week, for the next few weeks. Now you don't have to wait so long! Since discovering the Hatchet (from Episode 6) had three more movies, we decided we needed to watch them all.
          In this episode, we are watching Hatchet II. Characters recast, actors from the first cast as different characters, Tom Holland! So much fun! Come enjoy this ridiculousness with us.
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          Drink of the night: Mudslide (Recipe courtesy of acouplecooks.com
          Ingredients:
          Vodka
          Coffee liqueur
          Irish cream
          Heavy cream (classic) or vanilla ice cream and ice (frozen)
          Directions:
          Classic Mudslide: Place vodka, coffee liqueur, Irish cream, and heavy cream in a cocktail shaker. Shake until cold, then strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with shaved chocolate.
          Frozen Mudslide: Place vodka, coffee liqueur, Irish cream, vanilla ice cream, and ice in a blender. Blend until smooth and pour into a glass. Go 1990’s style and decorate the inside of your glass with chocolate syrup.
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          Strain of the Night: Purple Haze
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          1 hr 47 min
        9. If You Can Shoot A Gun You Can Shoot A Ghost

          In this episode, we are watching Hatchet, a 2006 horror movie set in the bayou of New Orleans. With a name like Hatchet, you know it's going to be good bad!

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          Drink of the Night: Blue Hawaiian Long Island (recipe courtesy of the Tipsy Bartender)

          Ingredients: 

          1 oz. (30ml) Vodka

          1 oz. (30ml) Rum

          1 oz. (30ml) Gin

          1 oz. (30ml) Tequila

          1 oz. (30ml) Blue Curacao

          3 oz. (90ml) Pineapple Juice

          1 1/2 oz. (45ml) Cream Of Coconut

          Garnish: Pineapple Wedge/Cherry


          Directions:

          1. Add ice to shaking glass and pour over all ingredients. Shake well.
          2. Strain mix over ice into tall glass and garnish with pineapple wedge and cherry.
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            1 hr 42 min
          3. Maybe He's Born With It, Maybe It's Methamphetamine
            In this episode, we are watching Monkey Shines from 1988. Let's just say, it's not George A. Romero's best work. We really expected more from a murderous monkey (in the movie, not Romero). There are so many useless characters and plot points, you'll forget what you are watching. 
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            Drink of the Night: Barbados Surprise (courtesy of Tipsy Bartender: https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/barbados-surprise)
            Ingredients
            2 oz. (60ml) Rum
            1/2 oz. (15ml) Blue Curaçao
            1/2 oz. (15ml) Grenadine
            2 oz. (60ml) Orange Juice
            Garnish: Orange Juice
            Directions
            Drizzle grenadine in the base of your glass and carefully drop in ice cubes.
            Pour in orange juice. In a shaking glass combine rum and blue curacao then gently layer on top.
            Garnish with an orange wheel.
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            2 hr 7 min

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