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After three years, I have returned and going back to the old school ways! This episode, I check out the 1986 “horror” (and I use that word strongly in quotes) movie “Sorority House Massacre” where a woman rediscovers long-suppressed memories of a terrible murder during her childhood. Then the killer shows up to finish her […]

A review of the 1988 cult comedy “RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES”, a mad scientist takes another shot at creating an army of killer tomatoes, but is foiled by a guy and his best friend who accidentally get involved when a rouge tomato turned woman comes to them for help.

Jeff & Dan’s commentary track for their viewing of “NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH”.  Be sure to listen to the instructions at the beginning for how to sync it up with your copy of the movie.

A review of the 2012 ASYLUM produced film “NAZIS AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH”, where a group of scientists in the Antarctic discover a secret passage into an unknown civilization at the center of the earth where Nazi’s are rebuilding themselves to stay alive.

A review of the 2010 stylized action film “BUNRAKU”, where a drifter rolls into a pop-up book like world to take revenge on a hitman, only to find a samurai out for similar vengeance.

A review of the 2008 film “FAR CRY”, where a former military man must help a reporter find her Uncle on a mysterious island filled with Super Soldiers and crazy cliche German doctors.  The video game was better.

Jeff & Dan’s commentary track for their viewing of “DEATHSTALKER”.  Be sure to listen to the instructions at the beginning for how to sync it up with your copy of the movie.

A review of the 1994 film “RADIOLAND MURDERS”, where on the eve of a 1930’s radio station grand opening, members of the staff are killed one by one, and it’s up to the head writer to find the murderer while clearing his own name at the same time.

A review of the 2009 film “AGAINST THE DARK”, where a group of survivors in a hospital overrun by a zombie/vampire hybrid must work together with a team  of hunters led by Steven Seagal in order to get out alive.

A review of the 1983 film “DEATHSTALKER”, where a muscle clad, wig wearing hero must retrieve a magical sword, amulet and chalice from the evil Boy George wannabe, all the while fending off thugs and naked women.