Everything ends and that is always sad, but everything begins again too and that is always…. eh? With broken hearts Daphne and Irma say goodbye to Fave-of-the-Pod Chris Eccles and the Ninth Doctor as we wrap up the first season of New!Who. Join us as we mhMMM our way through Lynda x Nine, restless Daleks, Rose Tyler’s #inspo quotes, FINALLY give an update on all the news in the Who world, and grit our teeth at our first of many #tenmoments. 

Poems of the ep are The Awakening by James Walden Johnson and Do You Still Remember Falling Stars by Rainer Maria Rilke

This episode: Bad Wolf and The Parting of the Ways by Russell T. Davies

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The end is near, folks. We’ve reached the penultimate episode of series 1 (though unfortunately not of this podcast). Is it good, is it bad, is the Doctor pescatarian, can Daphne pronounce skewl? Find out and listen to Irma and Daphne’s first on air-argument as they violently disagree on whether or not Rose and Nine could have a healthy sex life.

This episode: Boom Town by Russell T. Davies

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They're back! This time the girls try their hand at ASMR as they slurp, chew, and swallow their way through the best(???) two-parter in the series. In-universe, Captain Jack stuns, Nine goes local, Nancy goes Call The Midwife, and Rose shows off her flat ass as she gathers yet ANOTHER man (that's 4 for you so far) for her cheating-infinity gauntlet. Join us as we celebrate the introduction of Tumblr legend and Dooin' the 'Woo-bestie STEVEN MOFFAT into the Who-world!

This episode: The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances by Steven Moffat

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For this episode the girls make the highly questionable executive decision to eat sour candies throughout the entire recording session. A curve ball for you! Get depressed with us as we avoid actually talking about the episode because it makes us too sad :( by talking about monsters/aliens, Peter Griffin, and Christoper Eccleston's sexy sexy body.

This episode: Father’s Day by Paul Cornell

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Daphne and Irma play the long game (see what we did there?) with their longest (and CENSORED!) episode ever. This week it's Adam vs Nine, who's packing the most? Naturally, the girls stick with Nine as Adam gets a new hole, Rose …is there, I guess?, Cathica yassifies the one-off not-really-a-companion role, and Satellite 5 makes you think "wait, is this The Long Game or The End of the World?”

This episode: The Long Game by Russell T. Davies

Poem of the ep is A Thousand Doorkeepers by Hafez

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Pack it up, this is the best Dalek episode ever. We ought to just give up now. But we won’t. :) Nine gets naked!!, the #girlboss is invented, and Daphne and Irma actually have an interesting and cohesive conversation for once.

This episode: Dalek by Russell T. Davies!!!

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Hello and welcome to Doctor Who, a Dooin’ the ‘Woo TV-show! This week is a sort of okay, sort of three parter with your sort of drunk hosts. As Irma doesn't understand the basic concept of energy and Daphne delves into the concept of toast, RTD's fart obsession comes out in full swing this time around, and so do his weirdly sexual jokes. The girls take up arms against the Doctor Who wiki and rejoice in the (short) presence of a beloved character. Rose invents homophobia.

Let the fart jokes commence.

This episode: Aliens of London and World War Three by Russell T. Davies!

Poem of the ep is You Are Tired (I Think) by E. E. Cummings

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Daphne and Irma join forces to defeat the first Mark Gatiss-penned episode in Who history. Irma goes on a rage about Charles Dickens, Daphne exposes her passion about the Swedish Julkalenderns, RTD teases his fart obsession, basically the girls are just ready to be done with this ep.

This episode: The Unquiet Dead (2005), written by Mark Gatiss😴

Poem of the ep is Mysteries, Yes by Mary Oliver

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Daphne and Irma reach their highest level of pretention yet as they swig their wine at candle light and discuss life, Earth, blue people, the 'Hitler was trans' conspiracy, Britney Spears, the year 5.5/Apple/26, and the nature of repeated memes. Nicki Minaj guest stars as a tree.

This episode: The End of the World (2005), written by Russell T. Davies!

Poem of the ep is Rural Boys Watch the Apocalypse by Keaton St. James

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Daphne and Irma sweat profusely as they start a podcast! Nine is hot, Irma's Jackie impression is not, Mickey deserves better, and Daphne learns the horrible truth about her favourite character, Clive.

This episode: Rose (2005), written by Russell T. Davies!

Poem of the ep is Waiting for My Life by Linda Pastan.

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