THE DOOMED & STONED SHOW

~Season 5, Episode 48~

We're smack dab in the middle of Halloween month, so The Doomed & Stoned Show is turning its attention to the reason for the season: horror! This episode takes a look at a relatively unknown disasterpiece: Gore-Met Zombie Chef From Hell (1986), with a colorful cast of characters including Goza, Blozor, Azog, and Lonezor!

The plot is convoluted, but here's the gist: sometime in the Middle Ages, the evil Goza betrays the Sacred Order of the Righteous Brotherhood by killing the high priest and is cursed to live out the remainder of his life as a cannibal. Fast-forward to coastal Texas in the mid-'80s and Goza opens up a seafood restaurant with his henchman Blozor to lure hapless victims in to kill and cook.

Isn't that nice? Well, not so much, because old man Azog, the twin brother of Goza, waits by the gates to warn visitors not to go inside! Meanwhile, ambitious high priest candidate Lonezor plans a showdown with Goza. Can he be defeated?

PLAYLIST:

GOZA'S CURSE (00:00)

1. Black Breath - "Reaping Flesh" (02:23)

THE HEALTH INSPECTOR (07:44)

2. Wednesday 13 - "Necrophaze" (09:00)

I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE THE STEW (13:01)

3. Heaven & Hell - "Eating The Cannibals" (14:23)

LOOKS A LITTLE EVIL IN THERE (17:58)

4. Sadhus (The Smoking Community) - "Flesh" (18:55)

RING IN A BURGER (23:47)

5. Shadow of Death - "Rotten Flesh" (24:39)

IN SEARCH OF STELLA (28:03)

6. Lair of the Minotaur - "Cannibal Massacre" (28:50)

SO TENDER (38:36)

7. Demon Lung - "Captain Howdy" (35:16)

LONEZOR FOR SAVIOR (39:36)

8. Gojira - "Oroborus" (41:37)

OLD MAN BY THE TREE (46:58)

9. Bloodhorse - "The Old Man" (47:41)

THE PROPHECY (54:39)

10. Gama Bomb - "The Cannibals Are In The Streets" (56:10)

GOZA v. LONEZOR (59:56)

11. Jesus Chrüsler Supercar - "Flesh 'n' Bones" (1:01:46)

REDEMPTION/BETRAYAL (1:04:45)

12. Dillinger Escape Plan - "When I Lost My Bet" (1:07:36)

RISE OF THE HIGH PRIESTESS (1:11:29)

13. The Black Furs - "Shook Me Cold" (1:12:32)

GOZA'S DEMISE (1:19:39)

14. Angel Witch - "Sorceress" (1:21:07)

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