Postmortem on the taping of Show 800 and another 4th Meal Militia outing. Girls encounter naked dude at swim center. Washington senator wants to ban midget tossing. Uber passenger grabs the wheel. Man bites restaurant worker. A 15-year-old attacks school staff while high on LSD. Woman shot after performing sex act for $5 and Pringles. Snacks: Arse On Dat Newfoundland Chocolate Bar and Herr's Buffalo Blue Cheese Curls.