The Gary and Dino Show

Priest killed by falling cross, visitor on home tour killed by flying debris, airman dies rappelling at Alamodome, hiker knocked unconscious and pinned under massive saguaro cactus, woman swallowed by sinkhole in backyard, dude who drank 30-plus beers and stole flamingo is found guilty, and much more.

People get stupid over the Shane Gillis SNL monologue; a dude gets mauled to death after entering a tiger enclosure at a zoo; a perv is busted squirting lotion on women's asses at Target; a cop is fired for a BJ on the job; a South Carolina man is charged with buggery; and a mother and son are unapologetic about their incestuous relationship, authorities see it differently, and much more.

Announcer fired over old social media posts, restaurant worker adds bodily fluids to food, athlete craps herself and is allowed to finish race, guy jacks in the back of an Uber, mom caught smuggling meth into prison for her daughter, vet mistakenly euthanizes healthy dog, and much more.

An unruly airline passenger gets duct-taped to his seat; trigger-happy cop slays a little donkey named Hee Haw; poo ruins a good time at the pool, in the reservoir, and on the streets of Brentwood; pervs are busted spying in unusual places; and a guy goes dick-out on an Atlanta porch

Buttsniffer is caught again, guy goes dick-out at a Ross in Florida, more dick-out shenanigans at a swim center in Wisconsin, DoorDash dude delivers in the nude, school teacher's pass gas station idea met with praise and much more.

Mayor busted jacking in public, nude dude terrorizes neighborhood, student-teacher sex ends in blackmail, school bus drivers bang on the bus, cop leaves gun in the sh*tter and much more.

D*ck out summer is in full swing with dudes whipping it out in Dollar Tree, Walgreens, T.J. Maxx, and more. A former NFL player was busted having sex in a bar. Cigarettes are making a comeback. Brad Pitt is off the wagon, and a nude woman steals a firetruck.

Explosive diarrhea leaves a skid mark of destruction, blowing up porto-potties is the hot summer trend, a Florida restaurant invites balls-out dining, a nude dude keeps his hat on for a stroll in the park, and a lawsuit claims Starbucks coffee burnt the gines.

Shark attack audio will make you think twice about getting in the water, old man tossed by a bison in Yosemite speaks out, kids unknowingly eat weed and shroom edibles, Dino's going back to school plus a whole bunch of stupid stuff.

Truck filled with fireworks explodes and delivers an A+ show, $500k worth of bourbon is stolen from a warehouse in PA, nuking fish in the workplace leads to gun threat, and nude dudes in FL are going the extra mile for shock value plus "Don't be Stupid" stories and more.