Florida megachurch shuns social distancing. Worst Corona songs. Lockdown check in with the Bald Moron. Naked dude arrested for violating Corona travel ban. Man charged in case of social distancing rage. Jogger spit and coughed on for requesting social distancing. Amazon delivery man caught on video spitting on package. Beer: Snow Bird Reserve Vanilla Porter, Coppertail and 2SB Brewing.

Nascar goes iRacing. Neil Diamond, Gal Gadot, Rita Wilson and other celebrities attempt to entertain during the Corona Crisis. London nurse pleads for the end of shelf raping. Man lies about getting the Corona to get out of work. Twitch streamer accidentally discharges firearm. Beer: Bitburger Premium Pils.

Corona Crisis response from Lenny Kravitz, Steve-O, OJ Simpson, Kenneth Copeland, the Cussing Pastor, Courtney Stodden, Cardi B and more. Beer: Santiam Pirate Rum-Barrel Aged Coconut Stout.

Short celebrities. First ever Bachelor discussion. Adult brother and sister charged with banging. Cop sleeps with domestic violence victim. Florida axe man shot by cop. Female superintendent has sex with students. Behavioral Therapist takes pics with partially nude students. Guy threatens to shoot up bar doesn’t have gun. Woman pushes to get her hair cut at men's barber shop. Man accused of sucking patient’s toes. Fast Food News features a DIY chip butty. Booze: Trail Distilling First City Rum.

Hello Twitter world: a double murder’s take on the XFL. Controversy over Dwyane Wade’s son/daughter. Steven Spielberg’s daughter announces she’s a porn actress. Does smoker’s snatch exist? Thousands of bees attack in Pasadena. Mad Mike takes his last rocket ride. Fast Food News. Beer: Big Dog’s Las Vegas Lager & Red Hydrant Ale.

Thoughts on the Daytona 500 and NBA All Star Weekend. The latest from OJ on Twitter. Deon Sanders takes to Instagram with serious beef. Flight attendant blames the Keto Diet for breathalyzer fail. Courtney Stodden teases new tell all book. Wendy’s employees fired for bath in sink. TX naked dude busted. Fast Food News features a Jack crack. Beer: St Pauli Girl, Harp, Montauk Summer Ale and Bozeman Hopzone IPA.

Post Oscars Hollywood breakdown. Fast Food News sets you straight on the Taco Bell menu. Craft beer hater pulls gun on beer geeks in Brooklyn. Latest on Snoop and Gayle King. Return of Nude in the News. Florida dude drops acid and shoots his own car. Beer: Tenaya Creek Old Jackalope and God of Thunder.

Stupid Bowl Special. A cornhole deep dive. Dopes try to rob pizza guy with toy gun. Woman dies in Australian cake eating contest. Fast Food News. Snacks: Ghirardelli Intense Dark Chocolates. Beer: Wild Ride Hippy Haze IPA and Reuben’s Brews Hazealicious

WE GET NEWS (IN REAL TIME) ABOUT THE DEATH OF KOBE BRYANT. Also... the Coronavirus is fo realz. A ding-dong ditch goes way wrong. New Big Foot sighting. Mountain lion attacks boy. Women gets vibrator stuck in her bladder. Fast Food News and more.

From the GND Tour Bus at the Barrett-Jackson Collector Car auction in Scottsdale,  AZ. Beer: The Beer Research Institute Morning Sex and SanTan Moon Juice.