The El Cortez gets a bunch of Best of Vegas nods. Carl's Jr. Double Deals and more in Fast Food News. Drunk airplane passenger pukes in woman's hair. Facial burn victim arrested for murder. Parents concerned about drug-laced Halloween candy. Couple unknowingly adopts an adult dwarf instead of a child. Beer: Uncle Bear's Barkley's Peanut Butter Cup Porter.

Exclusive release from rapper Lounie Reyes. Dr. Drew is the Masked Singer. Nude in the News includes a naked man who gets caught in a hot tub, a nude dude on drugs who thinks he's Jesus, and a guy wearing nothing while banging on doors gets tased when the cops show up. Booze: Good People Brewing Company Brown Ale and Buffalo Trace White Dog Mash #1.

Fast Food News includes National Taco Day at Taco Bell and drive-thru time at Chick-fil-A. Man kills six year old son exorcising demon. Early termination fee for 102 year old woman who passed away. Naked dude escapes trunk kidnapping. Woman arrested for serving meth bean dip and woman calls sheriff's office to test her meth. Beer: Goose Island 312 and IPA.

Metallica postpones tour, Hetfield returns to rehab. Video of drunk WA school bus driver released. Follow up on I EAT ASS bumper sticker arrest. Announcement of White Castle beer in Booze News. Best deal at McDonald's in Fast Food News. Don't Be Stupid: Woman bites camel's balls. Beer: Skol, Malta. Snack: Circle K Chocolate Pie.

Postmortem on the Taffer Mix launch party. Storm Area 51 is a bust. Prostitute offers alien abduction fantasy. A new online candy showdown. Fast Food News. Dude call cops over confiscated weed. Beer: Alameda Island Brewing Sea Haggis Scotch Ale and High Water Brewing Campfire Stout. Snack: Snickers Hazelnut.

OJ weighs in on the Dolphins. Botox and Run is a thing. First ever astronaut crime from space. Texting 911 works in CT. Dirty diapers set as porch pirate bait. Psychic gets prison time for scam. Man on ATV arrested for wielding BB gun. Fast Food News. RIP Eddie Money and Ric Ocasek. Booze: 503 Distilling Vodka.

White Claw shortage is real. Black Cock Brewery raises eyebrows. Review of new beer made with toilet water. More fast food app news. TV anchor apologizes for racist slip. Man gets DUI during Dorian storm. Couple spends money deposited in account by mistake. Beer: Firestone 2016 Parabola. Snacks: Doritos Flavor Shots Nacho Cheese Flavored Coated Nuts and Marinela Sponch Marshmallow Cookies.

Salton Sea 5 is announced. Jessi Combs dies in attempt at land speed record. Fast food app news. PA woman calls 911 about missing child, ends in drug arrest. CA family bound and gagged daughter to take her to rehab. Special guest: Drag racing legend Bob Muravez aka Floyd Lippencotte Jr.. Beer: Deschutes Fresh Squeezed IPA. Snacks: Buffalo Bob's Elk Jerky and Reese's Outrageous.

Popeye's or Chick-fil-A? Andrew Luck retires and fuxx up everyone's fantasy league. Man uses band-aids to repair flat tire. Naked man burned after meth lab explodes. Beer: Firestone Walker Union Jack. Snack: Buffalo Bob's Alligator and Wild Boar jerky.

Guest: BMX legend Eddie Fiola. Nebraska strip club seeks stay-at-home moms to dance for extra cash. Cops drop crazy cocaine charges against Georgia Southern QB. Beer: Great Basin Ichthyosaur. Snacks: Ghirardelli chocolate squares