Dork Quest

This week on Dork Quest sees our team of intrepid adventurers leave the relative safety of the Health and Wellbeing Centaur and continue their northward journey. The team bond in an aura of forced honesty.

Cornelius lounges on/in a buffet, Bumfluff trips balls, and Darrak might be a robot.

This week on Dork Quest sees tensions rise within the team as Darrak's magical restriction takes its toll.

Cornelius experiments with hallucinogenics, Bumfluff puts a foot wrong, and Darrak has a temper tantrum followed by a little cry.

On Dork Quest this week, our adventurers head out on an errand for a centaur in an effort to get their curses removed, and meet a resplendent knight along the way.

Cornelius tries to talk to some bricks, Bumfluff dazzles enemies with his Boots of Bling, and Darrak mounts an owlbear.

This week on Dork Quest the team continue their jouney in their favourite direction, despite being trapped in a fork themed town.

Darak upsets a homeless man, Bumfluff fires a flock of seagulls from his bow, and Cornelious demonstrates his astounding freestyle rap skillz.

And Steve (me, the DM) drops some truly magnificent puns. If I do say so myself.

This week on Dork Quest I regain the dungeon masters hat from Scott and send the team north on the road to the Sawtooth mountains.

Bumfluff gets some shiny shiny boots, Darrak learns about human emotion and Cornelius turns into a fish.

This weeks episode is the last of Scott's run as guest DM and sees the team facing off against their greatest threat yet.

Darrak hurls obsceneties, Bumfluff hurles an arrow (reluctantly) and Juan hurls himself. Will the infamous assassin, "The White Dragon" prove as deadly as their reputation? Or will they be beaten, like eggs at a merringe making competition?

Only one way to find out!

This week on Dork Quest, Scott continues his reign of terror as guest DM, the team commits grand theft whisky, and an old man defacates in his invisible trousers.

The final confrontation with the White Dragon looms, will Bumfluff conjour sufficient strength to save himself?

Yeah, I doubt it too.

This week on Dork Quest, Scott wrests control of the plot from Steve's cold dead hands as he adopts the role of Dungeon Master (and a darn fine job he does too). Steve is reincarnated as a broom weilding gnome, and Bumfluff gets marked for death.

Darak goes north.

This week on Dork Quest our adventurers attempt to find more information to aid them in their quest. The head of the mages guild, Harold Porter, invites them to tea. And Darrak starts a fire.

This week we take a terrifying and somewhat enlightening journey in the subconscious of Bumfluff Stormcloak. Within his broken mind lurk new friends, enemis and bad accents. But will he make it out alive?