When Jason's son rubs his butt on the wrong person, boy is he going to hear about it. Also, ok, so kissing is appropriate in the right context, but rubbing your butt on something is never appropriate... right? Steve expects Jason's son to murder him and usurp his family position any day now (he's 6, BTW). Finally, bringing up commas when your wife tries to teach your daughter about periods and menopause is a win for everyone!