Steve took in some stand-up recently and found his daughter's taste in improv rap to be spot on! She's also a sucker for a decent impersonation, as she should be. Also, fart jokes, but who isn't?

Jason talks about his love for George Carlin, both the political criticism and the fart jokes. He also acknowledges some scandals with his favorites. It's hard to like anyone these days without feeling bad or ashamed!

When attempting weird physical feats that aren't sex things, you must record it so everyone knows the death wasn't the result of a weird sex thing. Technology doesn't come with a handbook!

Jason helped his daughter develop an impersonation of her new teacher and he's sure the teacher would appreciate it if/when he hears it!

Steve tries to defend his thoughts and instantly feels bad about it. As well he should!

Steve and his family took a Lorenzo-Lamas-esque sojourn across Mexican highways and he's never felt more alive. If only he had hair to really enjoy it!

Steve found his spirit animal on a horse-riding adventure where he got saddled with the mule that experiences bladder issues. Truly a match made in heaven!

Apparently, if you can crash a car, you can crash a horse. Hope you got the insurance!

Jason saw a wrestling show and received his first COVID vaccine in the same small collegiate sports venue. Can't say that everyday!

Jason is such a mark for wrestling, he would love to watch Ric Flair and Jake Roberts slowly circle each other for 20 minutes in a high school gymnasium or something. That wouldn't be good for anyone involved!

It's still pretty cool to see CM Punk, especially when he's in the main event of a card full of rookies and trainees. Surely he elevated someone that night!

CONFIRMED: It's still really cool to see a dude jump really high. He truly is superhuman!

Steve is stoked to get the chance to see a hardcore midget (their word, not ours) wrestling show. They go unusually hard!

If you're in a life-threatening situation that eventually turns out ok, shoot a quick text to Steve so he knows and can confirm it as such. It's a real load off of his mind!

Jason actually wants random texts of parts of your bodies, but no, not THAT one. You know the one!

Steve will help you bury just about anything or anyone, no questions asked, sight unseen. Use that as needed!

The guys share the random texts they receive from one another. Send your number if you want to get in on the fun!

And Jason has never actually even been to Boston, Google!

Steve's son thinks it's weird to fly with bags of rocks and Steve tried to gaslight him into thinking it's a mature rite of passage! Youth are so easily fooled!

Jason lets his kids know some of his weirdness, but he's saving the good stuff for his deathbed! They'll be shocked!

Like beating up someone your first day in prison, Steve thinks being the first person to throw out wild, baseless accusations is the best way to avoid accountability! Let he who is without sin cast the first dildo!

And what is the Chinese leprechaun? Steve accidentally coins the name "mogwai" to find out! I bet he could make some money off of that!

Steve loves watching his kids bloom and grow, but its their hatred for things like road construction that he really cherishes! Jason gets to make jokes about government inadequacies because his father-in-law worked for them! The guys implore you not to belittle those who are Wal-Mart happy; they love their lives and God bless them for it! If you want a sport to follow, you might consider the geeky mechanical violence of BATTLEBOTS! Take a kid (preferably your own or a relative!) to a sporting event to change their life FOREVER! Jason knows better than to bring up touchy stuff with his son, which includes just about anything Steve talks about!

Steve lives for other people's cheap garbage! What he calls "thrift", you and I might say is "useless" and "crap". It's all in the eye of the beholder!

Steve's teenage son wants to save him from committing fashion crimes, but is there really anything that bad about a soda brand on a T-shirt?

With all the food-related ornaments adorning the Sigler family tree, Jason is shocked and chagrined that his family hasn't yet gotten him a Mountain Dew... anything!

Jason likes graphic T-shirts because they serve as icebreakers with strangers or acquaintances when he otherwise doesn't want to say a word!

When you deal in thrift, you also have to deal in varying amounts of animal hair!

Steve operates on the assumption that if you don't fight him, he wins! And he's undefeated!

Steve's daughter accidentally became a professional artist! Only forced capitalistic greed could crush it so quickly!

Jason took advantage of the streaming tools built-in to modern game systems and found a small audience... then retired that same night!

Steve wants to protect his son, but it's tough since he's so much bigger than he is!

Steve reveals that he won't sing songs from "girl movies." Sounds like he has a lot to unpack with his therapist! (And yes, this podcast is his therapist, sorry.)

Not for nothing, but Jason is right that the size of burritos has dangerously ballooned in the past two decades. And they make for terrible leftovers!

Thank you, butterscotch pines, for helping Steve convince his impressionable nieces and nephews to sniff trees.... everywhere!

Jason's wife was gone and he didn't want to call his mommy, so he tried supervising things himself. Who knows how that went but the job is at least done!

Steve's wife appreciates his virility and strength based on jobs he told her he did! And that's our story!

Jason appreciates anyone keeping him awake on the road after his late-night YouTube-a-thons! Steve just wants everyone to be awake for the drowsy crash!

Jason fought bad wifi with the tried-and-true "I'm holding my phone up higher and I'm outside so the cell signal is better, right?" method of connecting to the Internet! It was possibly a tiny bit better!

Only while staying in a modern hotel could you be forced to use a lamp as an extension cord!

Myrtle Beach! Pigeon Forge! Branson! They're all the same, so we hope you like that family slop!

While on vacation, do you need to stop in for some candy? How about tin signs? Books? Christian fiction? How about moon pie? Moon pie?!? MOON PIE?!?