Steve is back in Utah! A Utahan relapse? Consult your doctor if it lasts more than five years!

If your family is dreading an upcoming move, make them stay in a repugnant Airbnb for a month. They'll be BEGGING for a new place!

Steve's family got back at the proprietors of their Airbnb with vengeful deuces in the broken toilet and somehow, Steve missed out!

Jason's family just got back from an all-driving vacation and he's lucky his weary family didn't leave him somewhere in the Midwest!

Come and learn why "adult creamery" isn't nearly as crude or vulgar as it sounds!

Jukeboxes are just vessels for chicanery and cruel jokes!

Jason's niece, like his daughter, is a teenager and generally done with *gestures wildly*. Together, they had some great conversations!

Jokes about breaking your family aren't very funny to those with, and from, broken families!

Steve has been trying to get Jason into the sack for years now... the sack of hacky, that is! Probably even weirder than what you were thinking given it's 2026, dude!

If he's going to get into it, Jason wants to know which brand is the best. Steve eschews such corporate ideals which just makes Jason more apprehensive about the whole thing!

Jason has so many sack-based questions! Preferred size? Amount of fuzz? Number present at a gathering? Typical aroma?

Make up your own rules! The joy of hacky sack is that, like the Outback, THERE ARE NO RULES!

Steve cares what Jason thinks about his vacation stories! What a fool!

Kids love lizards and bears, it's a scientific fact! The more Erskine, the better!

Plastic kid's dinosaur toys exist to clack together so parents can crudely explain how they mated!

Man Mecca!

The guys imagine that threeways are pretty awesome and totally happen sometimes to other people.

Jason came across a possible menage naturally and he was happy just to listen in (easy since it was a tent)!

Steve delivered toilet seat covers to everyone who needed them, to fight the man or something! Jason still isn't totally certain how those things work and receives a toot-orial!

Jason also thinks he has the sphincteral control and finesse to change the amount of splash he will create at will and we all know that's just not true for any 44-year-old male, let alone HIM!

Have YOU seen the automatic seat covers? Tell us about your experience! It's like MAGIC!

Artist's note: Ok, so I didn't draw the toilet, but I ALSO didn't use AI to create it, so... you're welcome.

It's the season premiere and Steve is moving... still? Again? Always?

Jason prides himself on being reliable which has no bearing on sleeping in and nearly missing his daughter's bus earlier that morning!

Steve's wife left the moving van door open and no, he's never let her live it down! MAN STUFF

The guys think you don't need a friend or a therapist, you need a new podcast to listen to! Glad you stopped by!

Jason just wanted to check into his hotel but the concierge had other, timeshare-y ideas!

Steve has pro tips on how to get out of a timeshare or multi-level marketing conversation! Hope you like being an a-hole!

Would you accept anything that came from a man's pants/underwear? There you go, there's another tactic!

Jason and his wife once got dinner and a show, where the dinner was bad meatloaf and the show was the couple talking up their... commune?

Jason sees the signs telling him to get his first ever colonoscopy and knows that they are obviously for him and him alone because he's special!

Steve sees money in recorded, podcasted medical procedures and he even has ideas on how to capture the audio!

The guys devise a genius method for subtly denoting which household objects may have been affected by casual household nudity! Watch for the dots!

Why bother with the hassle of a doctor's appointment when you can just poop in a box and mail it in?

Steve thinks Jason needs to rethink his diet but also, QUINOA IS A SON OF A B****!

Steve's wife is always monitoring his long-distance goings-on and he's becoming a paranoid exhibitionist as a result!

Jason Donald Ducks it (IYKYK) around his wife on off hours and the routine is wearing thin!

This podcast can teach you how to use the Ring's online settings to your advantage! Get away with lots of chicanery and even petty crimes!

Jason and his family escaped their first room together! And it was the bathroom! Jason barely made it!

Solving puzzles as a family can be challenging! Luckily, acting like a stationary room is a train car hurtling through time isn't!

Jason's daughter got one puzzle before he could and now she won't let it go! Building confidence through another person's inadequacies... she's really becoming a person he can appreciate!

Jason knows he's nothing like Batman... but... he kinda is, right?