If you lived in a remote place growing up, chances are no one really cared if you lived or died, especially when it came to vehicular accidents. Heck, Steve's dad didn't feel like an early morning drive in the snow to get his son to soccer practice, so it was time to be a man; he learned how to drive a stick shift by himself in a snowstorm because his dad was negligent and lazy. Meanwhile, Jason's brother blew out so much bass in his truck that the genre of music didn't really matter since you couldn't make out what the hell was playing. Finally, pulling through is a Shinney trait he will gladly pass along to his children and their children's children (until cars actually fly).

When Jason's son rubs his butt on the wrong person, boy is he going to hear about it. Also, ok, so kissing is appropriate in the right context, but rubbing your butt on something is never appropriate... right? Steve expects Jason's son to murder him and usurp his family position any day now (he's 6, BTW). Finally, bringing up commas when your wife tries to teach your daughter about periods and menopause is a win for everyone!

Man, remember the days when everyone loved fartknocker? Jason and Steve remember. Also, Jason avoid teaching putdowns with his son because he doesn't want to equip him with that ammunition just yet. Finally, the guys attempt to craft the perfect, dirty putdown but come up short. It's a great time while they try, though! Oh, and doesn't dongslice feel like only Pauly Shore should say it?

Steve has been forced to leave the comfort of his wet womb (shower) and is constantly second-guessing whether or not his hair growth formula might be introduced to... areas in which he needs no follicle-enhancement. Meanwhile, watching Seinfeld helped Jason see how bad he was at showering. Finally, this podcast is helping Jason realize how developmentally stunted he was and is. Learn from his mistakes, both past and present, to have a better future!

Steve's dyslexia rears its ugly head again and leads him to believe people are giving the rivers STDs. And Jason's precocious sister once tried to increase her medical knowledge and only got more confused. Also, Jason's mom once told a customer something dirty that was surprisingly normal to everyone else in the room. Finally, Steve met a doomsday prepper who can't be bothered by electronic trivialities.

Zoom phishing scam or remote layoff notice? Time to play Jason's least favorite game! Also, you'd think working from home would help you hide a layoff from your partner, at least for a bit.

At least Jason's good work ethic at least means he won't be late for his Zoom firing. That's got to mean something, right?

Slapping your resume against the webcam seems more impactful than just sharing your Microsoft Word window.

Did you know Steve worked as a janitor? You'd be surprised how little a good resume and work experience help you get in there!

Finally, both guys admit that being pooped on kinda sucks (and yes, they're talking about kids).

Jason's buddy came over for an impromptu night of gaming and a movie but got much more than he bargained for. Also, what's worse: turd water leaking through the floor and into the ceiling fan or splishing and splashing in the fecal flood in the kid's bathroom? And just where should you spend your money: on a quality plunger or a bidet that will make everybody happy?

Jason's bosses have all been pretty cool... except for the greasy dude who was almost certainly a homophobe and maybe the one that made him feel dirty about CSS. Meanwhile, Steve's crotch-grabbing teacher gave the kids something to engage them in the classroom: betting on the day's number of Southern readjustments. Also, Steve begs Jason to name any kind of duck other than mallard but he can't be bothered to remember the types of birds he's slaughtered. Finally, metal confetti is just shrapnel, so don't throw it up in the air, regardless of the occasion.

Steve loves dogs! Dogs love Steve! At least, most dogs love Steve. But when one decides he can't be trusted, can Steve move on? Also, just how similar to a dog is Steve? Jason investigates while noting that his height is something that dogs don't seem to like. It's certainly that and no other unfavorable traits to consider!

Jason's wife had surprise triple bypass surgery and it's set up one of the craziest Julys in his lifetime. Did you know that flowers can come in fancy paper bags that hold water? WTF?!? Jason's kids leap into action to help him... when they realize that their precious electronic devices are in the damage path.

And, "I will mail you my underwear if your cooking tips result in food poisoning" is either a threat or a promise from Jason and it doesn't really matter which it is. Finally, smoke billowed from the microwave where Jason had attempted to demonstrate for his daughter how to microwave a single Bagel Bite.