Steve accidentally got his son into 90's grunge and now he just wants to hang and rock out with him in the 90's!

Steve and Jason are so unc about vocaloids! And they're nothing like vtubers, which Jason also doesn't understand! Good thing his kids are into adult contemporary!

Jason's son is into Imagine Dragons and no, they don't have any songs that sounds like any of their other songs!

Jason called in various requests to the ever-changing formats of his local radio station and it gave him a fairly eclectic taste in music for a kid growing up in Kansas!

Jason's family is off on vacation, time for a check-in with the Siglers!

Steve practices "vibe science" (ex: stick your arm out the window to see how fast you're going)!

Jason and his wife missed out on the adult bedroom and then whined to each other about it the whole vacation! They're a LOT!

Jason procured HUNTR/X meals for the kids and got the evilest of eyes for his troubles! And some cold-ass McDonald's food! At bedtime!

One dinner became a performance featuring the most incomprehensible singer Jason has ever heard! Steve thinks it was a TikTok thing and he wouldn't understand it because he is unc!

Steve did karate as a youth and learned that spousal abuse is a jokey topic for some adults!

Jason experienced a Spartacus moment in middle school basketball practice that didn't go the way anyone thought it would!

What's worse: bad nicknames or being called something that is demonstrably not your name?

Steve took his family to a death bridge! Steve also shared his screen during this recording and made Jason feel like it was a business call! One of these things is way worse than the other!

Jason's wife doesn't get how podcast comments work and prefers to engage IRL. That's not how it works, he has screamed on multiple occasions!

Steve's dad is getting into podcasts! His son's is definitively the lowest priority!

Steve feels bad for all of his betta abuse but Jason thinks he's giving the disposable fish friends far too much credit!

In case you're curious, no, fishbonin' is not what you think it would be! It's also exactly what you think it would be!

Betta fish know their role in the circle of sea life and if they try to subvert that meaning and strive for something more, they are inevitably smacked back down the food chain!

Teach your kids to never let themselves have a boss and they'll never work a day in their lives!

Jason hears more talk about proper peeing techniques and realizes he's still an awkward boy trapped in an awkward man's body!

Steve wants to name Jason's body parts! It's also deemed ok if Jason names some of them.

The guys realize it can be really fun to name duos and trios of famous people! Try it some time!

Jason wanted to be ever-prepared to cut out of his son's 2nd grade concert as soon as it wrapped and he missed something amazing from his lack of awareness!

Steve says once someone has been puked on, the party's over!

The guys think that proximity to a tragedy is equivalent to the effect it has on a person. Happened to you? Here comes trauma! Heard about it later? You barely felt a thing!

Jason compares knowing what "the numbers" means to having an ashy cross on your forehead. IYKYK!

And what would YOU do at Mao Zedong's grave?

Steve enjoys the mostly female fans who turn an innocent team taunt into a menacing, suggestive motion! Tusks up, indeed!

Jason has only ever been a part of a racially suggestive cheer and he would much prefer the sexual suggesting that is going on up in the Great Northwest!

Steve and Jason are working on the next brilliant idea in their double entendrepreneurship!

Steve chose to eat cookies that weren't his and paid with the obviously-otherworldly lack of flavor in said cookies!

Jason broke one of the important commandments (he thinks) when he judged a prior occupant's annual church giving statement!

When Jason encounters a Ring or similar doorbell camera, he treats it like a human being to stay out of trouble!

Jason ruins the end of The Wrestler for noted wrestler aficionado, Steve!

Steve boards the train and quickly assesses who the best passenger will be to co-occupy the space. A family affording him the chance to brush up on his conversational Chinese wins the lottery!

Leaping into action, our hero, Steve, bounds from the train just in time to return the family's missing luggage... that isn't theirs in the first place. Jason thinks the old lady who actually owns it should John Wick his ass for the trouble. That would make this whole thing worth paying for!

Steve! Jason! Aidan! Tyrion! One of these is an extremely popular baby name and you will probably guess which one it is quite easily!