Hello Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode one of Double-Double 奶茶, the podcast where I 亂咁噏, this is going to be a single-person podcast, and when I say podcast I use that term ... PRETTY LOOSELY ... because I am an idiot in life. You're gonna hear lots of fails, you're gonna hear lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got hot water right here freshly boiled. Let me take a sip, ah 焫親自己!