Content Warning: violence, death, blood, sexual violence.

This week, we're back at our anime bullshit again, but with Golgo 13: The Professional, based off the anime of the same name. 

Hey you can watch the movie we watched on "tubi" or whatever the fuck the streaming site is called that had this movie. Snag it while it's free because of some time/warner corporate deal or whatever. And then come join Jay and Jason while we talk about a disgusting neo-noir nightmare. 

Jason and I are getting bored of that other stuff, so we're not gonna talk about anime OVAs! This first episode we chat about Magical Knight Rayearth, which you can watch on Youtube right now! It's 3 episodes, ~40min each. 

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This week, we get into a series of stories about Ross, a weird guy full of eccentricities and what the internet calls "cringe". But along the way, the story becomes more about the author, than the subject. 

Player Kills Ghostbusters RPG in the First Session

GM runs two separate Star Wars "adventures", fails to prepare literally anything.

Player has tantrum because he wasn't Asian after reincarnation.

Player Writes Awkward Love Story Between PCs.

Tried putting in background music by Tres Tristes Tangos again this week but then I woke up and my computer had force-updated and I hadn't saved the dang Audacity, so I didn't bother going back to fix it. Sorry y'all, no excuses, it's part mishap, part lazy.

Just an aside thing, I got a buddy of mine "AverageGamer15" online who's been doing Colossal Con in Ohio for years and would go around with a "Looking for Waifu" sign. So he's got some stories about being a meme sort of cosplayer and other tales from that world. 

This week, more video game creepypastas. A pokemon trainer gets a suspicious Mew. And what if the people in Earthbound felt real pain? Heavy on tangents, and Jay tries to unravel the cultural significance of the Monster Mash.

Event Gone Wrong https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Event_Gone_Wrong

A Nice Guy https://someordinarygamers.fandom.com/wiki/A_Nice_Guy

Look out Come Out https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/b33oim/look_out_come_outfortnite_creepypasta/

Intro/Outro music is "Fear" by Brian Altano from the Weird Heat series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5XhV7YQrOk

Background music is by Kai Engel from the album Satin https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kai_Engel

All music and stories in this podcast are owned by their respective creators and are featured here under fair use and creative commons licenses.

This week, Jay's got more Convention stories for a time when there Are No Conventions, as well as a few RPG horror stories. Not the spiciest episode, but they can't all be winners. Next Week: Earthbound Creepypastas!

Con Stories Thread #1 Con Stories Thread #2 NaruSasuke Kiss: Battle for Dominance How Many of Your Gaming Shops Have a "If You Haven't Showered Today, Go Home" Sign in Them? What's your most obvious cheater story? I'll start. Edgy Lord gets angry at party for not doing what he wants and throws a fit.

Intro/Outro music is "Fear" by Brian Altano from the Weird Heat series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5XhV7YQrOk

Background music is by Tres Tristes Tangos from the Free Music Archive https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Tres_Tristes_Tangos

All music and stories in this podcast are owned by their respective creators and are featured here under fair use and creative commons licenses.

This week, in anticipation of the new Animal Crossing, we've got All AC creepy pastas. Can't wait to get to that island, honey with the Corona social isolation and stuff I could use a beach holiday. 

Stories this week are  Murderer On the Loose You Did This  Eric

Intro/outro music is Fear by Brian Altano off Weird Heat Background music is by Kai Engel from the album Satin

This week, another round of RPG horror stories featuring a paranoid mom, micro-transactions at the table, and a Fox Girl gone feral. 

If you've got a story to share, be it creepypasta, the worst RPG game, or anything in between, send it to us at [email protected] or on twitter @DowninBasement

Stories this week: 1. The Flower Girl 2. Local Game Shop Free-To-Play tokens 3. DMs Mom called our group a cult 4. Player attempts to seduce DM both IC and OoC

Intro/Outro music is "Fear" by Brian Altano from the Weird Heat series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5XhV7YQrOk

Background music is by Tres Tristes Tangos from the Free Music Archive https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Tres_Tristes_Tangos

All music and stories in this podcast are owned by their respective creators and are featured here under fair use and creative commons licenses.

Another Creepypasta episode! This week, a charming peaceful town in Animal Crossing gets a spooky new resident. Later on, a mysterious Morrowind Mod gets into peoples' heads and overtakes their lives. 

Our first story is "Animal Crossing: Dead Town" https://someordinarygamers.fandom.com/wiki/Animal_Crossing:_Dead_Town

Second story is "JVK1166Z.esp" https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Jvk1166z.esp

Intro/Outro music is "Fear" by Brian Altano from the Weird Heat series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5XhV7YQrOk

Background music is by Kai Engel from the album Satin https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kai_Engel

All music and stories in this podcast are owned by their respective creators and are featured here under fair use and creative commons licenses.

This week, Jay brings us some nightmare experiences from tabletop RPG games and one from operating a booth at a convention!

Music this week by Tres Tristes Tangos https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Tres_Tristes_Tangos https://soundcloud.com/trestristestangos

First Story "One from the Vaults" from the Convention Horror Stories tumblr https://conventionhorrorstories.tumblr.com/post/156721940449/one-from-the-vaults

RPG Stories "Ran a campaign for party entirely consisting of girls. Expect light-hearted fun, get pure horror" https://www.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/eydzfh/ran_a_campaign_for_party_entirely_consisting_of/

"Gotta Catchem All" https://www.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/expah9/gotta_catchem_all/

Our fighter was annoyed his character died and got his mum involved(it backfired) https://www.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/ewy8l3/our_fighter_was_annoyed_his_character_died_and/

"Never run a game for your folks. Can't keep it in their pants." https://www.reddit.com/r/rpghorrorstories/comments/eviy9e/never_run_a_game_for_your_folks_cant_keep_it_in/

Intro/outro music is Fear by Brian Altano from his and Max Scoville's multimedia project Weird Heat.