This week we waffle. Pure, unadulterated, waffle.

Mark finds out if he knows Joe as well as Joe hopes, we share self-improvement tips, and slightly mention football. 

This week we find out if Mark is a little Englander, solve a national anthem issue, and Cellars and Lizards continues

This week we try and talk about the Euros, HDTV, and horrendous jokes. Mark the ass-horse also continues his journey in the mystical realm our lawyers have advised is not a cheap rip-off of dungeons and dragons.

This week Joe turns far too sexual, we talk birthday cake, and Mark the Ass Horse continues his adventure (although 'adventure' is a rather generous term)

This week we learn who the phantom dog-poo slapper was, discuss techniques to avoid covid-19, and Mark the Ass Horse continues his adventure 

This week we find Mark's wellness score, hear about banned TV shows, and the adventure continues in cellars and lizards.

Which week we find out who has the higher IQ, we try and auction off our first tweet, and Joe sings.

This week we find out which fictional character we resemble, Joe shares his views on international news, and Mark 'the ass-horse' continues his adventure in Cellars & Lizard's. 

Tensions flair as we clash during everyone's favourite feature 'Am I a Joke to you?'. 

We also talk about Mark fainting, Joe being told off for being on his phone, and the cellars and lizard's adventure continues. 

A huge breakthrough in our publishing standards as we have included sound effects in the second installment of cellars and lizards.