Hello to our Irish listeners (and the six of you salt-sucking Colonial pukes in the U.S.)! You know the drill at this point: Beer; Intoxicated Masculinity™; Bad language; Online Dating; Blah, blah, blah.

Just when we all thought things couldn't get worse...they did. Clint has been disowned, and as a vengeful result, he and Rourke wouldn't let Justin delete or edit the horrible shit HE says. (Hoo boy...)

Here's a list of highlights in this conversation:

• Trampolines and Bagels
• Afraid of Heights/Old Hank the Balloon Animal
• "Smell My Crutch"
• Goiters and Conjoined Twins
• Pulse Optional/Half-Shaved
• "The Only Egg in the Place"
• Garlic Burgers
• "CONDIMUNT "
• Fifth Gear, Sixth Gear, STROKE 
• Bon Jovi and Man Beating 
• Mimosas, Transformers and Decepticons
• Itty Bitty Pepperonies  
• "Cock au Van"
• Tapestries of Delight

Don't say we didn't warn you. Just remember, if you like what you hear, throw us a good review. If you didn't like it, thanks for giving us a shot. And don't let the screen door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.