Hey there kids! What's doin'?

We were gone for a bit (betcha didn't notice). It is a loooong story. Here is an extra-long reeking ration of revolting rank repugnancy, and future regrets to make up for our absence. Cheers!

• Jesus Has a Sense of Humor
• What Beer Have you Tried? 
• "I’d Better Put My Hand On"
• The Hook Got Stuck in the Steering Wheel 
• Five People in the World Know How to Drive That Car (And I May Not Be One of Them) 
• There Were Twice as Many DeSotos There Than I Thought There Would Be
• Everytime He Throws a Hand Signal, It’s a U-Turn
• I Bait the Hook…Ha Ha. 
• I Never Sucked off a Palomino/You’re a Fucking Pig
• Buddha Gooch/Return of the Pud Mullet
• Just the Kiss of the Hops
• Jesus Weeped
• I Believe This was a “Tender” Date
• Clint, Cooch, and a Camera (Man)
• Inquiring Minds Want to Know  
• If You Can Touch Them, They’re Real 
• She Thought You Were Bull and She Was Watching Night Court  

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