Down to the Wire

By Down to the Wire

Jacob Racco makes his guests react to weird stories he finds on the internet. (Comedy & Satire News Show)... more

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December 21, 2024 Hassan Phills & Alistair Ogden Try and Spot Fake News
This week on Down to the Wire Jacob Racco welcomes back Hassan Phills for his second stint on the podcast. Joining Hassan is comedian Alistair Ogden, both stopped by the studio during their tour date here in Ottawa.
Hassan is coming off of the new new Crave Original show Office Movers, while Alistair is fresh off of a string of shows in niche transgender coffee shops.
The show looks a little different today compared to his last visit on the podcast. Today Jacob reads out 5 headlines and both comedians have 90 seconds to guess if they are real or fake news.
Whoever guesses the LEAST amount of correct guesses has to face a punishment.
The news stories in question today are:
Leaked emails reveal scale of Swedish minister’s bananaphobia
Elon Musk’s former dorm-mate alleges billionaire used to ‘haunt’ girls’ floor
Greek man convicted for sneaking onto neighbour's' properties to smell their shoes
Man Who Suffered Concussion After Skiing Accident Forgot Girlfriend Dumped Him the Day Before—And They Married 7 Months Later
Smuggler caught with ‘over a dozen lobsters’ strapped to his body

0:00 - Meet Hassan Phills & Alistair Ogden
4:32 - Swedish Ministers bananaphobia
11:57 - Elon Musk Pranked Girls at Queens University
17:45 - Greek Man Convicted for Sniffing Shoes
27:25 - Man Forgot Girlfriend Dumped Him After Ski Accident
38:42 - Smuggler Caught with Lobsters Strapped to Body
44:30 - Punishment Discussion
54:45 - Punishment (Grocery Store Prank)

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57min
December 07, 2024 The Catholic Opera That Made 18 PEOPLE Vomit
Today we welcome back friend of the show, comedian Moe Ismail who is coming off of an appearance on the new Crave original, 'The Office Movers'.

In today’s episode we introduce him to the new format we've been testing out, where we read out a headline and our guest has 90 seconds to guess if its real or fake news.

HOWEVER, we add a twist. And by twist I mean punishment.

Today's slate of Back Page News is:

In Japan, this man with six partners wants to father 54 children, earn the title of ‘god of marriage’ (4:26)

Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing (13:10)

Police hunt 43 monkeys that escaped from a South Carolina research facility (21:38)

From Fireball to Crierball: Thanks to Fireball Whisky Football Fans Can Drink the Tears of Their Biggest Rivals (32:26)

Elon Musk's Starlink Hookup Leaves A Remote Tribe Addicted To Porn (39:22)

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1h 2min
November 13, 2024 Did a Woman Send a PACK of Squirrels on her Ex?? (w/ Akeem Hoyte-Charles)
Today we welcome back friend of the show, comedian Akeem Hoyte-Charles.

Last time he was on the podcast we cold called the teacher who got fired over her rap career, making a strong dent in Down to the Wire history.

In today’s episode we introduce him to the new format we've been testing out, where we read out a headline and our guest has 90 seconds to guess if it’s real or fake news.

To close out the show we hear out Akeem's rant on how Home Alone IS NOT a Christmas movie.

Today's slate of Back Page News is:

German Woman Ends 10-Year Relationship with Airplane (1:12)

Ohio Man Attempts to Rob Bank Using Only Interpretive Dance (12:30)

Huge bronze poop statue 'honoring' Jan. 6 rioters appears on Capitol Hill (17:20)

Woman arrested for training squirrels to attack her ex-boyfriend (23:24)

Starbucks’ new CEO faces backlash over 1,000-mile commute by private jet (36:26)

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57min
November 04, 2024 Down to the Wire LIVE Podcast 2.0
Ottawa’s #1 Comedy Show takes the stage for a second time.
Welcome to Down to the Wire, Ottawa's favourite comedy podcast, filmed live at the Laugh Lounge. Hosted by comedian Jacob Racco, this event blends stand-up comedy with the a satire spin on late night talk shows, featuring reactions to weird headlines in the news.
This live edition of Down to the Wire showcases stand-up acts from a few of Ottawa's funniest comedians – Kamar Babar, Kia Mazhar, George Assily, and Bobby Knauff – each comedian takes the stage for side-splitting sets before joining Racco at the desk for a podcast-style deep dive into some of the most unusual headlines from around the globe.
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1h 22min
October 09, 2024 Can YOU Spot the Fake News?? (with Big Norm)
We're spicing things up in the studio this week and putting our guest on the spot.
Today Jacob will read out five goofy headlines and our guest will have to guess whether they are real or fake news. Today's guest Big Norm will have a few minutes to ask questions about each story to try and press Jacob before making his guess.
Todays real (or fake news) headlines are:
Man Shoots His Male Doctor After He Made Him Cum During A Prostate Exam (0:28)
Family told to change son's 'Skywalker' name or seek Disney's permission (7:10)
Vladimir Putin urges citizens to 'have sex during work breaks' to address Russia's dire birthrate (15:08)
Icelandic Mayor Apologizes After Naming All Town’s Streets After Ex-Girlfriends (24:33)
California firefighter arrested for allegedly starting 5 wildfires (32:51)

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0:28 - Man Shoots His Male Doctor During A Prostate Exam
7:10 - Family to change 'Skywalker' name or seek Disney's permission
15:08 - Vladimir Putin urges citizens to 'have sex during work breaks'
24:33 - Icelandic Mayor Names All Town’s Streets After Ex-Girlfriends
32:51 - firefighter arrested for allegedly starting 5 wildfires
46:14 - Outro (Podcasting & Racist Candy)
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1h 5min
September 20, 2024 How a TikTok Trend Sparked a Bank Scam (w/ Rasha)
This week we are joined by Toronto comedian Rasha E, who flew in just for todays episode because I'm a fly in our guest type guy now (as long as they're flight attendants).
Today we get into some odd news stories we found such as;
The viral ‘Chase bank glitch’ is actually a crime and could land you in prison (7:42)
Maduro decrees Christmas will start in October as Venezuela cracks down on dissent (25:27)
A toddler cried non-stop during a flight. Two strangers locked her in the bathroom (42:47)

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1h 9min
September 04, 2024 The DARKEST Stories Around the World This Week (w/ Kia Mazar)
We throw some of the darkest news stories we found this past week at Kia Mazar, and he was not happy. This weeks slate of news is unlike our normal rotation of weird and funny news, unfortunately its been a dark week.
This weeks news is kicked off with a twisted story about a husband adding cocaine, MDMA to wife's drinks while making love with her daughter, in hopes he would marry her. (5:44)
Next, Japan's plan to lure Tokyo women into rural marriages for cash is axed. (24:49)
Then to conclude the news, Yemen weapons dealers are now selling machine-guns on X, the app formerly known as Twitter. (39:56)

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0:00 - Teaser
1:00 - Meet Kia Mazar
5:44 - Freaky Old Man and Step-Daughter
24:49 - Japan Luring Women to Farms
39:56 - Selling Guns on X (Twitter)

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1h 5min
August 22, 2024 Role-playing How the Disney Allergy Lawsuit Went Down (w/ Danny Martinello)
This week New York comedian Danny Martinello drops by for his second stint on the podcast. He fills us in on how New York has been treating him and the differences between America and Canada.
Todays news features a call in where we track down the Pennsylvania man who posted up a billboard seeking out women
Next up, American Airlines banned a lesbian woman after accusing her of sex with a man
Then we get into the lawsuit Disney is trying to drop over a loophole in the terms and conditions.

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0:00 - Intro
2:04 - Danny Martinello
9:50 - Man Seeks Dates with Billboard
32:11 - Lesbian Accused of Sex with Man
59:14 - Disney Allergy Lawsuit
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1h 14min
August 07, 2024 Why Celebrities Are Injecting Salmon Sperm (w/ Andy Haynes)
Today Jacob Racco welcomes on New York Comedian Andy Haynes.
After riffing off a couple shlong puns in light of a French pole vaulter at the Paris Olympics, Racco gets into this weeks news.
First up, Kim Kardashian is following Jennifer Aniston's footsteps as the most recent celebrity to try out a new anti aging technology called salmon sperm. (9:04)
Next the duo reacts to a new trend, which is Vitaly, a notable streamer, inviting celebrities to haze and catch pedophiles on his stream. Most recently Akon, Lil Pump and Ryan Garcia. (21:24)
To end off the show, down in New Zealand a woman came across what she thought was a dead body, but turns out it was just a very realistic sex doll. (46:08)

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0:00 - Intro
9:04 - Kim K Salmon Sperm Facial
21:24 - Vitaly Catching Predators
46:08 - Dead Sex Doll

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54min
July 12, 2024 Paris Has a Poop Problem (w/ NTHN & Chaz)
This weeks episode is a candidate for podcast of the year. Racco is joined by Ottawa artist NTHN and his manager Charlean Alain.
We cover some weird news stories dug up off the internet, leading off with an entire playground being stolen from a school for kids with autism in Florida (6:09).
Also, co-founder of OceanGate, the company who lead the submersible mission to the Titanic last year, now believes he can safely send people to Venus (20:28).
To close out the show, Olympians may be having to swim in poop water due to a protest in Paris (42:16).

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0:00 - Intro
1:06 - Happy Birthday Dad & Bobbi Althoff
6:09 - Playground Stolen in Florida
20:28 - Sending People to Venus
42:16 - Poop Protest in Paris
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1h

FAQs about Down to the Wire:

How many episodes does Down to the Wire have?

The podcast currently has 98 episodes available.