I've been thinking about buying a kilt.  Not a tartan one, they make these like, battle kilts that quite frankly look really comfortable.  I'm already wearing overalls everyday, I've got overall shorts that I almost fit into, a kilt isn't that much of a leap for me.  And if I get told I can't wear it I'll just complain to the news, get on tv, and then I can plug the podcast!  Wins all around.

Outro song: Pepsi Man Theme Song - JAMES&GANG

Podcast logo by Joey Rizk