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Got more green juice in me than most plants
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I've fallen more this week than a romantic at speed dating
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They'll say this was the hallucination episode.
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I think I've still got some mashed potatoes kicking around in my guts
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I wonder how much Chivas Regal paid for the sponsorship.
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Gotta say I'm about as sore as a canker
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Abraham Lincoln is kinda fine, though.
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Something something antica-
-pation
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I think 2% sun exposure would flay every molecule of skin from my body
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For the record, I did not rip my pants this time
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