This is what happens when you eat copious amounts of macaroni cheese, followed by lots of Halloween chocolate, no regrets though.

Find out what a round wheat is - courtesy of Papa Bevan, get the latest hot tips on how to keep draughts and Vampires out, and learn some skills in tenderness and tact from Van Helsing as he guides Arthur through his bereavement after losing his darling fiance Lucy... but how dead is she really?