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Join us for the final part of Hill House! What's been creeping in the background? Like actually, seriously, we're confused! We compare how the TV show, the play and book handle the endings. We go on a journey with Nell, tbf, she is annoying. And! Katy doesn't know Dirty by Christina Aguilera!! Sacrilege! AND!! The TV show done TV Arthur dirtyyyyyyyy, or maybe they redeemed him, gave him the story line book Arthur could only dream of...

It's all in this week's episode!

Come join us for part 3!

And who's up for an AI horror film, but they're just pedantic ghosts! Just us? Ok...

While we're taking polls, does anyone else have sound effects or soundtracks for specific times in their lives?

And in the actual story, Nell's asides are SO funny, an Office style remake of Hill House is the gift we didn't know we needed!

And it gets proper spooOOOoooky!

Anyway, off to the banana!!

Is this a horror story or our idea of the best weekend ever!!?? All we're saying is that the Dr be laying down the vibes, spookies and cocktails?! We'd be buzzing for an invite!

Aside of that, tune in to learn from our mistakes in the quest for the best Pumpkin spice latte, other spooky recommendations in Hampshire and of course, the next installation of the actual story haha! Dr Montague asks has Hill House always been evil? Yes. Always. There is literally no debate. Thanks for coming to our Ted Talk.

Grrrrrr, we arrrreeee back!!

And something is afoot in Shirley Jackson's Hill House! We are die hard fans of the show, so the book has a lot to live up to... even though the book was first... look we are spiritually bonded with the show!!

So we have a lot of shared names from the show, but not a lot of the same characters. Dive in with us, as we discover Hill House anew, hash out sister angst, discuss our cup of stars, and even get a little analytical... or illiterate, one of those!

Enjoy!

FULL AUDIO! Skullduggery has been afoot at Unclassical headquarters, if the first upload is still cutting off, try this one!!

The finale is here! But where’s Mary?

Well, before we get to that, we meet the famous Mrs Sowerby, Dickon’s mum and you bet she’s a babe. Colin continues with his lectures much to everyone’s dismay, also goes through the “MINE!” phase.

Meanwhile, Mr Craven goes to Lake Como and has a very relaxing sleep before leisurely making his way home to find… well you’ll just have to listen and see!!

And Mary? Well now that would be telling…

The finale is here! But where’s Mary?

Well, before we get to that, we meet the famous Mrs Sowerby, Dickon’s mum and you bet she’s a babe. Colin continues with his lectures much to everyone’s dismay, also goes through the “MINE!” phase.

Meanwhile, Mr Craven goes to Lake Como and has a very relaxing sleep before leisurely making his way home to find… well you’ll just have to listen and see!!

And Mary? Well now that would be telling…

Bringing you stories from a cupboard- that is magic. This week we learn Dickon has a very normal last name as his mother takes a more active role in helping the children hide Colin's improving condition to the dismay of cook. Ben Weatherstaff takes teasing Colin a little too far and Colin and Dickon become gym bros.

Hysterics, hysterics, hysterics!!! What is happening at Misselthwaite Manor this week?! Colin's in a huff, Mary's learnt a new word and where does Dickon keep procuring these orphaned baby animals from?

It's all very suspicious and simultaneously enchanting. So get ready for some dodgy Yorkshire dialect, Inbetweeners quotes and horror movie imagery!

Enjoy!

This week at Misselthwaite Manor it is kicking off!!

Colin and Mary may have been getting on like a house on fire, but now the house may as well be on fire! Jesus, don't piss off privileged 10 year olds!

Katy tells us her most "embarrassing" memory, and it nearly sees Marsha off, there are some very odd people in this world!

And to cap it off, the sun is shining in Yorkshire, which tbh, sound like fake news, but we're not questioning it.

It’s chaotic, it’s dramatic, it’s weirdly life-affirming… honestly, what more do you want?

OH!! AND! Katy has a moving date, so the sound quality will be improving exponentially very soon! Thank you for bearing with with the random traffic noises in the background xx

Come join us on the moors for some cathartic wailing to your ex, no this isn't Wuthering Heights, but it does have the same amount of ghosts as Emerald Fennell's film.

We'll also discuss boundary setting with Belle and the Beast.

More "if The Secret Garden was a horror film" plot development.

An autism battle over taking "a bit of earth" too literally.

And we find out Colin's truly shit secret, spoilers, it's depressing.

And oh fuck, spoilers, we meet Colin!