Unclassical

Unclassical

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Unclassical episodes

  • Heidi pt 5 - Put in the effort

    It’s finally here! The grand finale of Heidi! And holy smokes, so much goes down! We’re hit with the ultimate choice: sausage or a beating (tough call). The OG bestie duo is back — cottagecore meets goth in a mashup we never knew we needed. Plus, Katy takes us on an emotional rollercoaster by bringing up Jenko. Seriously, thanks for that, Katy. Nothing like a little trauma to end things on a high note! Oh, and Peter? Major red flag. Like, flashing neon red. Also, ever tried to pick your grandma’s toes out of a lineup?

    1 hr 2 min
  • Heidi pt 4 - They got Jesus

    Sorry for the delay guys! Then hen party really wiped us out! But here it is! The penultimate episode! And we're finding our religion, TW, we are not Christian, don't take our views too seriously. But do take kidnapped children seriously! And while we're handing out advice, don't kidnap children!


    Enjoy! x

    51 min
  • Heidi pt 3 - Look at the little cuns!

    Heidi is trying to navigate her new home in Frankfurt, but desperately wants to go back to the mountains; and she's doing a terrible job at being sent back there. Heidi is the best playmate ever! Whether she's filling the classroom with cuns or having a very small hat, she's bring wholesome delight wherever she goes!


    Knitting is a lie though.

    43 min
  • Heidi pt 2 - Everyone's got a story from Naples

    We are back, with what appears to be a series of the worst dinner parties of all time. And, yes! Before you say it, we mean Denethor II when we say Theodan!


    But wow, a lot happens here, we meet Peter's mum and grandmother (and we're taking bets for who you'd think would win in a fight).


    Basic takeaways:

    • Heidi is 5
    • Still keep an eye on Ohi
    • Did 90s family cinema emotionally destroy anyone else?
    • And do we like Ohi or is he getting a lot of praise for doing the bare minimum?

      • 1 hr 3 min
    • Heidi part 1 - Return of the Pastor

      We are back with a new story and we are off to the Swiss Alps with Heidi and Öhi!

      Get ready for wholesome vibes, but... maybe don't trust Peter with your goats...oh! And seriously don't piss Öhi off, he's a nice guy, but damn, just watch him ok?

      58 min
    • 5. The Catcher in the Rye - Fire Guardians
      It is here! The final instalment of The Catcher in the Rye, and, I think we're all owed an apology, oh and Marsha should apologise for attempting screamo, this episode is a bit fever dreamy tbh. Enjoy!
      We'll be back in a few weeks with a more wholesome read to see out the summer!
      47 min
    • 4. The Catcher in the Rye - Holden Summer

      You've heard of hot girl summer, well it's time for Holden Summer! (You're gonna hate it).


      But stay tuned for some truly iconic insults, and the most cringeworthy night you will ever bear witness too.


      Oh, and who thinks Katy's partner James is a sneaky snake?

      1 hr 2 min
    • 3. The Catcher in the Rye - Ear laps?

      Part 3, Holden has arrived in NYC and he is ready to paaarrrtttaaayyyyy! Only, no one else wants to party with him on account if him being a child and a tosser, which is fair enough!


      Main takeaways:

      • Make sure you're following @mistermainer1 on Instagram

      • Learn there are certain things that should be kept out of reach of children

      • Get fully on board with us making a film of this with Danny De Vito, it would be epic!!!!

        • 59 min

      About Unclassical

      From the publisher's feed

      The classic novel, the playground of literary greats such as Austen, Dickens, the Brontë sisters... but have you actually READ these books? Sisters Katy and Marsha take a closer look at classical…

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