Here it is!

The final part of Nutcracker is here just in time for Christmas, so cosy up by the fireside, dim those Christmas lights and listen to the tale of a grown nutcracker grooming a child by showing her a lot of sweeties.

Nutcracker? More like cradle snatcher.

Cradle Snatcher Nutcracker.

Want to hear more inappropriate rhymes? Well you came to the right place! Why does everyone speak in rhyme?

Also, you can find out why you should never ask an Astronomer for directions.

Why do old books have so much beef about green eyes? And how many breaks is too many breaks in a bedtime story?

Further, there is an important message in here about catching up with family (they might have something you need) but not if they're toxic and bad for your mental health, take care of yourselves out there and don't spread yourselves too thinly just because it's Christmas.

xx

I'm not even going to address the title of this episode, you'll just have to listen and be horrified like we were.

I will ask though, if anyone else's mums cut corners off tables? Just us? Probably just us.

And also, MERRY CHRISTMAS! Come join us for some fantastic festive vibes, and very lax safeguarding of minors!

The final part of Dracula is here! Will the boys get their act together and forget about bloody breakfast, or will Dracula out wit them yet again? What will become of dear Mina? And we meet the new characters of Bowie and Kukri, what mischief will befall them?

Lots of fun this week, who wants to hear more about Cladinbac? Dracula's Scottish cousin, and who would like to invest in The Boys - The Board-game, and oh yeah, Mina doesn't look great and Dracula gets real cranky!

What a roller-coaster! We pick up where we left of, looking at the general audacity of men, but things are kicking off in the asylum, and maybe there's more to this bro eating flies.

That is straight up grim though, don't eat flies, of course people will judge you if you eat flies, come on man...

TW! Massive trigger warning for suicide this week. If you're struggling, please reach out, and if you do listen to this episode but want to skip  the suicide chat, I say skip 10 seconds, make it two minutes to be on the safe side. <3

Also - decided to split this week's episode in half as it was a bit on the long side, second half will be out in a couple of days!

Well, it's ramping up, the boys are planning, Mina is tying all the threads together, and who knew Katy had been saying Bram Stoker wrong all this time?!

This is what happens when you eat copious amounts of macaroni cheese, followed by lots of Halloween chocolate, no regrets though.

Find out what a round wheat is - courtesy of Papa Bevan, get the latest hot tips on how to keep draughts and Vampires out, and learn some skills in tenderness and tact from Van Helsing as he guides Arthur through his bereavement after losing his darling fiance Lucy... but how dead is she really?

Professor Van Helsing is trying his best to make sure Lucy doesn't succumb to Dracula's dark desires, but will he succeed or is Dracula just too dastardly for this fast travelling Dutch (or German?) man?

It's part 2 of Dracula! And what a ride! Time to hear from someone else's perspective, perhaps a woman, oh wait, it's a woman written by a man, that could only be a good idea right?

Get cosy and settle in to see what befalls poor Jonathan after he decides he must escape from Dracula's lair, and perhaps things at home aren't going so well either...